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(BBC)   Drink your own urine and get paid $4 million from the Government? What a country   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-31 08:02:05 AM  
2 votes:
He also unsuccessfully tried to set off a fire sprinkler to draw attention of the DEA authorities.

Good thing that didn't work. He would have been re arrested for destruction of government property.
2013-07-31 11:05:02 AM  
1 vote:
So, did the scum confess, or do we have to let him sweat it out a little longer?
2013-07-31 09:49:54 AM  
1 vote:
Article doesn't say how he smuggled Bud Light into the holding cell.
2013-07-31 08:56:09 AM  
1 vote:
Hmm, Bear Grylls and Waterworld are already covered, so I'll just namedrop Yamatsuka Eye and that should do it.
2013-07-31 07:48:19 AM  
1 vote:
I'd drink more than piss for $4M of cop money, hell I'd drink Starbucks for that much cash.
2013-07-31 06:58:27 AM  
1 vote:
I heard this headline in Zoidburg's voice.
2013-07-31 03:30:01 AM  
1 vote:
He deserves a lot more. I respect a nation-less mercenary more than I respect a DEA agent anymore. At least mercenaries are up front and honest with their whole not giving a sh*t about morals and common decency.
2013-07-31 12:03:49 AM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: And yet not one of those responsible for this are losing their jobs. IMHO, the money should come at least in part out of their pensions and savings instead of from the taxpayers.

That's union-busting, Tea Party talk right there, friend.  Maybe if we paid them more money and offered more benefits we'd attract a better crop.  All cops are heroes.  Remember 9/11.
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