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(Talking Points Memo)   Weiner faces electile dysfunction in new poll   ( livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Anthony Weiner, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, sexual dysfunction, Blasio, Marist College, NBC 4 New York, Quinnipiac Poll  
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2013-07-30 09:47:39 AM  
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He's lost a lot of women voters, I think the best he can do is send an email message to women as follows:


This isn't over. I say when it's over. I'm going to come to your house and take your moist panties off and kiss up your legs as you writhe tied up on the bed. You know you want me in that Mayor's office, thinking about you, stimulating you with all kinds of new laws and regulations. You need me in that office. You want the Weiner in all your offices.

Do you feel that baby? Shhh....stop whimpering. This gag will keep you quiet for a while. You want the Weiner. Stop with those pleading eyes. Yeah I have a hot wife. She acts all docile and upset on TV, but who do you think sends half of my text messages? I know you've thought about her, kissing on her, touching her. She's all quiet and sh*t, she doesn't talk much, she's not allowed.

Hush now. All in time. Just remember the Weiner. Think about it when you think 'oh i've been speeding in the city, I deserve a spanking.' Think about it when you cross the street illegally. Think about it when you go to the polls, think about polls, big ol poles. My pole. Dance around my pole. Dance around it. There you go. You're new to this. It's OK baby. I'll treat you right.

Weiner 2013. Now shut your mouth.
2013-07-30 10:26:15 AM  
1 vote:
Carlos Danger, Ron Mexico... why do these Hispanic men have so much trouble keeping it in their pants?
2013-07-30 09:46:50 AM  
1 vote:
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