Because People in power are Stupid: That read like an interview with an IT system salesman.
Karac: You can shove a couple hundred volts worth of new technology through the republican platform, but it won't make that turd smell any better.
Klivian: Hey, GOP? You know what would be a good way to get more people to polls?Early voting, vote by mail, not implementing voter ID lawsOh... wait...
Magorn: Well now, maybe they could get themselves a mess of day laborers from down in front of the local 7-11 and put them into the jobs, You don't have to pay 'em hardly nothin' and those people know how to work hard ya know?
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