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(Short List)   "Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian" and other literary love advice   ( divider line
    More: PSA, moans, cannibals, literature, dating, Mr. T  
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2013-07-29 12:24:41 PM  
recently read moby dick so i'm getting a kick...
2013-07-29 12:26:24 PM  
"Don't mess with a missionary man." - Annie Lennox
2013-07-29 12:37:56 PM  
As long as they are cool with a gag of some sort.
2013-07-29 12:40:02 PM  
Nobody ever gets a second bj off a cannibal.
2013-07-29 01:00:33 PM  
"We accept the love we think we deserve."

God, is that ever the unfortunate sad truth.
2013-07-29 01:04:08 PM  
...but some of the others were kind of stupid. The quote from Fifty Shades of Grey isn't even an original thought, it's a tired old cliché.
2013-07-29 01:19:46 PM  

Raw_fishFood: As long as they are cool with a gag of some sort.

Wait, which one?
2013-07-29 01:29:42 PM  
I'm hoping the alternative quotes posted here will be more interesting than the ones in TFA.
2013-07-29 01:38:28 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Raw_fishFood: As long as they are cool with a gag of some sort.

Wait, which one?

2013-07-29 01:42:25 PM  
"It's better to want someone than to have someone."
2013-07-29 01:47:23 PM  
For f*ck's sake, where is the list on the page? How does web design like this happen in 2013?
2013-07-29 01:47:43 PM  

Raw_fishFood: The Goddamn Batman: Raw_fishFood: As long as they are cool with a gag of some sort.

Wait, which one?


Yep. I've known some drunk Christians who were cool with it.
2013-07-29 01:55:27 PM  
"You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
-Star Wars
2013-07-29 02:08:33 PM  
"You are what you love, not what loves you." ~Adaptation
2013-07-29 02:40:18 PM  
"One can never have enough socks"
                -Albus Dumbledore: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
2013-07-29 02:42:43 PM  
"He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard..."
              -J. K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
2013-07-29 04:28:01 PM  
misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows

- Shakespeare, The Tempest
2013-07-29 05:07:33 PM  
I personally like the Nietzsche quote. It sums up my relationship with my girlfriend pretty well. Much to the chagrin of our spouses :)
2013-07-29 06:41:08 PM  
"Joy is contagious," he said, peering into the microscope.

2013-07-29 07:23:30 PM  
fark is now stealing my facebook feed from this morning?
2013-07-29 07:30:08 PM  
'When it comes to love, we're all used car salesmen.' - Joe Pesci in  With Honors.
2013-07-29 08:36:06 PM  
So are they suggesting that there's an aspect to the Ishmael / Quequeeg relationship I'd never considered?
2013-07-29 10:15:30 PM  
love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy! I love you meatbags!-- Bender
2013-07-30 01:06:57 AM  
"Love: the sickest of Irony's sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die."
― Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

"Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor."
― Christopher Moore, Fool

"Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose."
― Christopher Moore, Sacre Bleu: A Comedy d Art "

A woman's magazine quiz:
Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, "Was it good for you?"

a. Say, "God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my life"
b. Say, "Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man."
c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, "That's for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished"
― Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends
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