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(   Incompetent thief discovers that cigarettes are hazardous to your health, a large cigarette cabinet even more so (w/video)   ( divider line
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1094 clicks; posted to Business » on 29 Jul 2013 at 12:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-29 12:54:11 PM  
Are cigarette taxes that high in Kiwistan?
2013-07-29 03:24:32 PM  
What a pity the thief wasn't more seriously hurt.
2013-07-29 03:54:40 PM  
que lastima
2013-07-29 04:52:18 PM  
In the long, rich tradition of wanting to ban things in america - and despite having no authority - we clearly need to go after the author's liberal use of cigarette slang words. Team america : world police!
2013-07-29 09:24:50 PM  
The dumbass started when teef #2 jumped over the counter instead of walking around as his buddy did.  He wanted to make like the movies.
2013-07-29 09:52:47 PM  
Hell, even my bookshelves are fastened to the studs.
2013-07-29 10:19:01 PM  
Authorities now suspect that the robbery was by locals and that the thief has got a little flat in the vicinity of the shop.
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