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(Live Science)   Bacon: Is there no one it can't do?   ( divider line
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2013-07-28 05:24:41 PM  
Pork Sword!

/Yea baby
2013-07-28 05:24:45 PM  
Bacon condoms: Use them for porking!
2013-07-28 05:25:56 PM  
it can't do someone under 18.  cause it's ILLEGAL!
2013-07-28 05:26:14 PM  
So I put the bacon on my sausage before putting it in the ham wallet?

/Is that Kosher?
2013-07-28 05:26:20 PM  
Take this vegetarian.
2013-07-28 05:27:53 PM  
I guess guys will be able to score a lot more with fat chicks now.
2013-07-28 05:29:25 PM  
Finally, bacon that doesn't spatter all over the place.
2013-07-28 05:30:08 PM  
I must have this.
2013-07-28 05:30:34 PM  
Hmm the Old Lady said she wanted breakfast in bed.....
2013-07-28 05:30:58 PM  
Bacon: Is there no one it cant-do?

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2013-07-28 05:31:20 PM  
Will they be bacon flavored?
2013-07-28 05:31:29 PM  
How do you introduce this into the bedroom?

Hey baby. Do you like bacon? Do you hate kids and disease? Do you like my dick? Well well well...

And after porking a dude with a bacondom, the smell of breakfast might make me sick.

/always leave before breakfast
2013-07-28 05:31:55 PM  

illannoyin: Bacon: Is there no one it cant-do?

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Problem solved!
2013-07-28 05:32:11 PM  
Will make your sheets smell like bacon-wrapped scallops, if you're into that sort of thing.
2013-07-28 05:34:39 PM  
Bacon wrapped man sausage... if only there was only some way I could put two nut holders at the base of that condom that looks like eggs.
2013-07-28 05:35:33 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Bacon wrapped man sausage... if only there was only some way I could put two nut holders at the base of that condom that looks like eggs. tempted to GIS...
2013-07-28 05:36:30 PM  
At least I can have cooked bacon whole naked.
2013-07-28 05:37:27 PM  
I'll never look at eggs the same way again.
2013-07-28 05:37:40 PM  

cowgirl toffee: At least I can have cooked bacon whole naked.

That should be "while" naked. My husband just farted and now my brain hurts. *cough* *cough*
2013-07-28 05:37:56 PM  
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2013-07-28 05:38:00 PM  
2013-07-28 05:38:51 PM  
many people don't use the prophylactics correctly, either removing them too early

Wait, what?

I mean, I'm pretty sure I remove it at the correct time: after removing my wingwang from her hididdlyho.
2013-07-28 05:41:15 PM  

bearded clamorer: Muslims?

Well, it can, but she's going to put up a fight.
2013-07-28 05:49:54 PM  
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Resistance is futile, and he knows it.
2013-07-28 06:12:21 PM  
Bacon: Because learning to cook well is too damn hard.
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