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(East Grinstead Courier)   Has the world economic crisis forced us to all give up ice cream? Struggling British ice cream van driver tells how he is making just £8 a day despite a summer heatwave   ( eastgrinsteadcourier.co.uk) divider line
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2852 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jul 2013 at 11:28 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-28 11:09:58 AM  
3 votes:
So this guy is the only ice cream truck driver in history not to realize the real money in his job comes from using the route to sell weed.
2013-07-28 08:01:25 AM  
3 votes:
Theeeyyy can't aaaa-fooord it.... cause they are on the weeeell-fare.
2013-07-28 01:32:48 PM  
2 votes:
British ice cream trucks in the heat wave...

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2013-07-28 12:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
It's because we now all tell our children that when the bell is ringing it means the van is out of ice cream.
2013-07-28 09:46:37 AM  
2 votes:
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Maybe the economy isn't the issue at all...
2013-07-28 07:10:04 PM  
1 vote:

picturescrazy: Bob The Nob:

What flavor is it?

Bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor ... ALBATROSS!
2013-07-28 01:04:26 PM  
1 vote:

CruJones: No.  I still buy ice cream, just not from an overpriced, sketchy pedo-bear looking thing.
Besides, around here Mexicans (not racist, a fact) ride around on bicycles selling paletas

Which are delicious.

Motherf*cking this. I was at a birthday party for a toddler yesterday at a playground, and this guy drove by in an epic pedovan with ice cream music playing. He had scrawled by hand the words CANDY and ICECREAM on the side, in what looked like human blood. Luckily, none of the kids there bothered to look up from their toys.
2013-07-28 12:22:47 PM  
1 vote:

listernine: Stop me when I'm passing by.

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2013-07-28 12:08:07 PM  
1 vote:
The main problem is that ice cream doesn't exist, it seems to but within a few moments of time of one existing it doesn't exist and nothing makes it come back. I assume people have come to accept this and no longer chase the elusive butterfly high of sugar twisted with the droppings from a cow's breast, they probably prefer buying 'apps' for their 'phone'.
2013-07-28 11:56:36 AM  
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RickN99: Well, if this one guy is having problems selling ice cream during a heat wave, then it must be a worldwide problem due to an economic crisis.  Not because his van has roaches or he screams at the kids or his hands are filthy or his product is too damn expensive or...

Hold on, bub.  John Major is quite proud of keeping his prices low.
2013-07-28 11:42:06 AM  
1 vote:
He only sells one ice cream bar a day?
2013-07-28 11:36:03 AM  
1 vote:
Stop me when I'm passing by.
2013-07-28 11:31:21 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Theeeyyy can't aaaa-fooord it.... cause they are on the weeeell-fare.

and his dad's an al-co-hoooolic...
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