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(ESPN)   Let that be a lesson to you, wall. Never taunt David Ortiz   ( scores.espn.go.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Stephen Drew, David Ortiz, Red Sox, O's, Tim Timmons, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Gordon Edes, Matt Wieters  
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2543 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jul 2013 at 11:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-28 10:06:54 AM  
7 votes:
They'll have the phone replaced in time for the next game, but Ortiz needs to be waiting in the dugout between the hours of 8:00 to 12:00.
2013-07-28 12:11:25 PM  
1 vote:
Definitely need to get a blood and urine sample to test for roids asap after that dangerous temper tantrum
2013-07-28 12:07:45 PM  
1 vote:
Roid rage
2013-07-28 11:59:59 AM  
1 vote:
It's still more dangerous to taunt dynamite monkey
2013-07-28 11:56:13 AM  
1 vote:
Somebody mix some Zoloft in with his next batch of 'juice'
2013-07-28 08:46:58 AM  
1 vote:
Full clip of the event from the Globe website.  (BTW subby, that was the phone he destroyed, not the wall.)

Just another ump who wants to be on SportsCenter.  Glad they at least were good enough not to mention his name.

\and I'd bet you 99% of the reasoning behind that strike was him stepping out and insulting his honor or some such shiat
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