brantgoose: The chupacabra is a rare species that only has one stage in its lifecycle: dead (like the middle-of-the-road tortoise, which is flat and only found in the middle of the road). It just happens to look like a dead canid which has lost most or all of its fur, which is what fools so-called experts who have seen plenty of dead dogs but no chupacabra.And UFOs are naturally small fuzzy dots. They're actually a type of gray squirrel that only eats two-day-old burritos from garbage cans. This causes them to swell up and bob around the sky until they are hungry and need to eat again. Nature has given them very sharp eye-sight and a good sense of smell. They can spot a garbage can containing burritos from upwards of 1,000 feet.
Great Porn Dragon: tuna fingers: You suck at the maths, Great Porn Dragon.OK, 56/100% of "chupacabras" are ...
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