HighOnCraic: I was gonna guess Natalie Portman./Would that count as two good things?
Shostie: "Time to churn out yet another heavily leitmotiv-laden score for some sh*tty adventure movie..."
hardinparamedic: Jar Jar Binks is the real hero of the Prequels.
TheManofPA: Mad_Radhu: Actual Farking: Wouldn't it be cool if jar jar turned out to be a jedi? He would bring some great levity to those self important jedi. He would use the force in silly ways.Nah, he'll be revealed as a Sith Master who was hiding in plain sight all of the time, playing the fool sonit was easier to manipulate the key players right where he wanted them for Sidious to create the Empire. The one master and one apprentice rule will turn out to be a lie, spread by the Sith so further their long game.You know, if Jar Jar had basically pulled a Verbal Kint to end the first one to end the first one, it would have completely changed the reviews of that movie.
miss diminutive: fearmongert: Darth Maul was the only good thing in the original trilogy....What? He didn't do anything. He had about two lines and waved a double-sided glowstick around.
timswar: Shostie: "Time to churn out yet another heavily leitmotiv-laden score for some sh*tty adventure movie...""While being sure to completely rip off as many classical composers as I can"
BKITU: Mace Windu was only hiding all those years?/I actually like the prequels.//Don't hurt me.
Actual Farking: Wouldn't it be cool if jar jar turned out to be a jedi? He would bring some great levity to those self important jedi. He would use the force in silly ways.
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