Mentat: Another Ted Nugent thread?
you are a puppet: Read this earlier and couldn't believe the court devoted 50+ pages to it.
Pray 4 Mojo: you are a puppet: Read this earlier and couldn't believe the court devoted 50+ pages to it.Seems to me that 50+ pages wasn't enough to begin with.
unlikely: Mentat: Another Ted Nugent thread?He brought it on himself. Twice.Some things would have been forgotten 40 years ago if he hadn't tried to wave the "RAH RAH TROOPS GUNZ GRRR" flag./DNRTFA
FloydA: Mentat: Another Ted Nugent thread?Please note that this is the first time I've ever said "Finished in one."
Lsherm: POOP THREAD![files.abovetopsecret.com image 224x163]
berylman: Torruella delves into the context of the cleaning lady's use of the term "smear" in her testimony, noting that while the majority interpreted the word to mean it was intentional, she had actually described it as "not necessarily like finger smears but just chunks - chunks and smears, pretty much, kind of like chunky peanut butter."I read this while having a nice bowl of clam chowder and put it aside for awhile.
BitwiseShift: For the purposes of this thread I'll be content to just lurk and read in wonder of those better schooled in the various laws of defecation, decoration, and decorum santorum.FTFY
Pray 4 Mojo: I need to see pictures before I pass judgement on this guy.
TwowheelinTim: Related CSB, or maybe G(ross)SBI was in Tijuana and headed back (on foot) to the border when I felt it coming on. By the time I got through customs, it was surging hard. There was a McDonalds just on the other side of the border in Chula Vista. I made a b-line for the bathroom. The only stall in the bathroom was a disgusting mess. I dropped my pants and squatted as best I could over the toilet without sitting down in the filth. Let's just say I spray painted that toilet with a fine mist of whatever I had eaten and was causing my distress. I managed to keep it off myself, and was able clean my ass. I walked straight out and never looked back. I felt sorry for the poor worker that had to clean that mess up, but it wouldn't have happened had they kept it clean in the first place.
SuddenlySamhain: Did Ted Nugent crap on stage or something?I almost dont want to know but im curious
lethological_lassie: Lsherm: POOP THREAD![files.abovetopsecret.com image 224x163]How could this not be the most epic poop story ever? Only 24 comments in what could be the most epic poop thread ever? Farkers, I am disappoint.
ongbok: lethological_lassie: Lsherm: POOP THREAD![files.abovetopsecret.com image 224x163]How could this not be the most epic poop story ever? Only 24 comments in what could be the most epic poop thread ever? Farkers, I am disappoint.I think after reading the description in the article, most people pushed the computer away and decided that they had enough internet for the night. Either that or they are still throwing up.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: And some poor guy was paid something like $5/hr to clean it all up.
brainiac-dumdum: You're all welcome
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