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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   Convicted sex offender pleads guilty to breaking into NYC jails to fraternize with inmates, could get 10 years in the pokey   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Matthew Matagrano, Manhattan Detention Complex, Rikers Island, Photo of the Day, New York Supreme Court, jail, sex offenders  
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3646 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2013 at 1:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-26 02:59:55 PM  
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If I break in a Victoria Secret model's house, will I be condemn to spend 10 years with her?
2013-07-26 02:31:31 PM  
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Barfmaker: He also stole a $2,500 walkie-talkie from an office while there.

Must be some walkie-talkie.

Hey, it can do things the iPhone can only dream of...Did you know that a walkie-talkie will let you talk to someone that isn't in the same room? Can your iPhone do that? Didn't think so.
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