Bonkthat_Again: By telling people it's Sysadmin Day, followed by explaining to my users what a sysadmin does.
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'm implementing a new password policy for my end users.Minimum password length is 128 characters.Must use a combination of letters, numbers, special characters, cyrillic, uppercase, lowercase, no repeating characters.Expires every 24 hours.You know.. for increased security.
mutterfark: Show them how much I appreciate them by clicking on that offer for penile enhancement?
skozlaw: "So you can help me fix my printer, right?"
Superjew: By blocking Port 80.
skozlaw: Superjew: By blocking Port 80.Block UDP on 53, then put a couple of domains into the hosts file and when they complain they can't access the internet use those domains to "test" and pretend there isn't a problem and they're just nuts.
Hollie Maea: skozlaw: Superjew: By blocking Port 80.Block UDP on 53, then put a couple of domains into the hosts file and when they complain they can't access the internet use those domains to "test" and pretend there isn't a problem and they're just nuts.Another fun one is to take a screenshot of their desktop, and then set that as their background image and remove a couple of their favorite icons from the desktop. Drives people nuts.
GardenWeasel: Next we replaced his Windows desktop with Microsoft Bob.
Nogrhi: With a reading from the BOFH Archives.There is a new BOFH today about inkjet printers. It's fantastic. :)
Arkanaut: I'm creating a new user account for Robert ' DROP TABLE Users; --
Dr Dreidel: Anyone who doesn't know to sanitize their inputs deserves what's coming to them.
Dr Dreidel: Arkanaut: I'm creating a new user account for Robert ' DROP TABLE Users; --Anyone who doesn't know to sanitize their inputs deserves what's coming to them.// that's like...UI 101// celebrated by taking a lashing from users for not listening to them, and another from sysadmins for not following their rules, and a third from management for not playing nice with both groups// works in Support
Farabor: Ahh, little Bobby Tables....
Ochiba: [>....................] recovery = 0.2% (315904/143371776) finish=75.4min speed=31590K/sec
oldfarthenry: I got them a Star Trek cake - but it was the "reboot" version and now they're all mad & shouty (& fat).
If you like these links, you'll love
All the submissions, none of the calories.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Mar 20 2018 11:56:55
Runtime: 0.395 sec (394 ms)