cowgirl toffee: I'm positive my family would just take the money I put aside for my funeral and toss me in a ditch.At least they cut out the middle man. :/
ringersol: Even a viewing is pretty weird and creepy.No-one's coming to terms with a death that means anything to them in 20 seconds in front of a casket or even a few hours in the same room as a corpse.So unless you're gonna weekend-at-bernie's them on a pub crawl, just get the cremation over with and hold the party at someone's house./ fark funeral homes
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