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(BBC)   If you were the first human to set foot on Mars, what would you say?   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, first human, Roman mythology, artificial gravity, Imperial College London  
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2013-07-26 03:43:01 PM  
2013-07-26 03:43:25 PM  
"As the first person on Mars, I'm setting up two rules: no Jews and no Blacks."
2013-07-26 03:44:40 PM  
"We're no strangers to love.  You know the rules, and so do I..."

/that would be epic
2013-07-26 03:49:03 PM  

BuckTurgidson: IDKFA

2013-07-26 03:53:28 PM  

FloydA: dittybopper: "One one two yes!  Two two four no!"


"We are v-r-r-riends."

2013-07-26 03:56:47 PM  
"We got signal. Main screen turn on."
2013-07-26 03:57:25 PM  

dittybopper: FloydA: dittybopper: "One one two yes!  Two two four no!"


"We are v-r-r-riends."


Hey, no fair butting in on your own obscure/not obscure.
2013-07-26 04:05:06 PM  
"Suck it Armstrong"
2013-07-26 04:05:16 PM  
Well, Cohaagen. I've got to hand it to you. It's the best mind-fark yet.
2013-07-26 04:05:45 PM  
Spray my urine everywhere.


"Cripes, I can't wait to drop a deuce."
2013-07-26 04:06:23 PM  
Did I close the garage door? I'm sure I did. I did not see it close but I'm sure i closed it. Did it go back up?
2013-07-26 04:06:29 PM  

KierzanDax: Spray my urine everywhere.


"Cripes, I can't wait to drop a deuce."

You do realize they wear diapers on an EVA, right?

What am I saying. That might be your fetish for all I know.
2013-07-26 04:09:07 PM  
Holy crap! I landed i Arizona!
2013-07-26 04:24:49 PM  
Rented a tent
Rented a tent
Rented a tent
2013-07-26 04:28:36 PM  
what the hell is this Total Recall bull shiate? I wanted to be on Uranus!  I want my money back.

or maybe a simple head nod and 'sup
2013-07-26 04:29:03 PM  
"Is there life in the universe?"
2013-07-26 04:34:39 PM  
TFA:  "If I were to be the first to set foot on Mars, I think I'd have to go back to the Roman mythology and Mars was the god of war and I'd say 'We as a race step foot on this planet in peace not war'."

No matter what else the first words may be, do NOT let them be this. The correct phrase is SET foot, not STEP foot.
2013-07-26 04:46:15 PM  
Skynyrd rules!!
2013-07-26 04:52:22 PM  
Woah man I'm on the MOTHER FARKING MARS, MAAAAN!!!
2013-07-26 04:57:37 PM  
Suck it Richard C. Hoagland. Nothing here
2013-07-26 04:59:19 PM  
. Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
2013-07-26 05:03:20 PM  
Oh, shiat. There goes the planet.
2013-07-26 05:03:29 PM  
"Which way to Center Camp?"
2013-07-26 05:10:24 PM  
Hey! You said the grass was greener in Mars. There ain't no damn grass here. Dafuq!
2013-07-26 05:13:54 PM  
"That's one small step for a woman, one giant leap for womankind."

2013-07-26 05:18:40 PM  
I have to go to the bathroom...
2013-07-26 05:23:39 PM  
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Rock n roll!"  Then I plant the flag.
2013-07-26 05:24:36 PM  
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"That was a hell of a thing..."
2013-07-26 05:25:00 PM  
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2013-07-26 06:13:32 PM  
Ack ack ack Ack ack ack ack ack.
2013-07-26 06:22:21 PM  
"Kirk to Enterprise"
2013-07-26 06:51:04 PM  
Is there a Starbucks close by?
2013-07-26 07:46:43 PM  
I'd probably say "knock knock," a martian would probably say "whos' there" or whatever the fark they say, and I'd probably say "fark off martian and get me some farking weed and booze cuz I'm gonna get farking wasted you green skinned fark."

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2013-07-26 08:10:21 PM  
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I'd hit that.
2013-07-26 08:19:53 PM  
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Errrr...What's up, Doc?
2013-07-26 08:54:56 PM  
I would immediately start looking for the Prothean ruins since the Reapers are coming!

And I'd have Houston send a hot chick painted blue with tentacle hair
2013-07-26 09:05:36 PM  
"Well...how did I get here?"
2013-07-26 09:14:33 PM  
You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

//What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
2013-07-26 09:23:33 PM  
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
2013-07-26 10:01:11 PM  
Move along. Nothing to see here.

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2013-07-26 10:30:22 PM  
"Thank Fark. If I had to chew that gum for another five seconds..."
"Yeah? Imagine how I feel!"
"Shut up, Tim!"

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2013-07-26 10:39:23 PM  
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep nini bong
2013-07-26 10:49:51 PM  
"It's just rocks!"
2013-07-26 11:13:07 PM  
I would prepare and memorize a carefully planned and profound speech which would result in me doing something like...
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2013-07-26 11:52:20 PM  
The moss-covered, three-handled family gredunza!
2013-07-27 12:19:51 AM  
"Holy shiat, it's actually Mars."
2013-07-27 12:25:35 AM  
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2013-07-27 02:13:02 AM  
"Ok, guys, remember: walk without rhythm and we won't attract the worm. It'll go to the thumper."
2013-07-27 02:49:08 AM  
"Good luck serving that summons HERE!"
2013-07-27 03:01:33 AM  
"Get some women here pronto to clean up all this farking dust and make me a damned sammich!"
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