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(BBC)   If you were the first human to set foot on Mars, what would you say?   ( divider line
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2013-07-26 8:11:33 AM  
One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.
2013-07-26 8:13:33 AM  
"I got my ass to Mars."
2013-07-26 8:14:46 AM  
Babba booey.
2013-07-26 8:14:52 AM  
I'm in space
2013-07-26 8:15:48 AM  
Who's the useless slutbag now, eh Tiffany? EH, TIFFANY? YOU HEAR ME YOU MAN STEALING, HOMECOMING QUEEN BIATCH!
2013-07-26 8:19:29 AM  
"Where all da red wimmen at?"
2013-07-26 8:34:14 AM  
"Oooh it's all sticky!"
2013-07-26 8:42:14 AM  
I thought Olympus Mons would be bigger.
2013-07-26 8:47:10 AM  
How the fk did I get here? Where are my pants?
2013-07-26 8:48:57 AM  
Here's Johnny!
2013-07-26 8:56:54 AM  
"Where are those damn rovers.  I wanna prove NASA wrong and show them that Mars does have a moon."

"Can you hear me now?"

2013-07-26 9:06:57 AM  
"Holy shiat!. How the fark did I get to Mars without a space suit?"

2013-07-26 9:09:39 AM  
I'm glad I remembered to bring my towel.
2013-07-26 9:14:19 AM  
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farkin' A, Bubba.

2013-07-26 9:16:41 AM  
"And now this planet is hereby claimed for the Earth in the name of DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24 1/2TH CENTURY!"
2013-07-26 9:17:28 AM  
Something pre-written for me by NASA, I'm sure.

But in my mind, I'd be all "How farkin' *COOL* is this!".
2013-07-26 9:20:36 AM  
"Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Can you farking believe this Houston? I'm on farking Mars." *long pause* "I just need to sit a minute so I don't lose my shiat. farking Mars."
2013-07-26 9:24:34 AM  
Ack! Ack!
2013-07-26 9:29:44 AM  
"Good luck Mr. Gorsky"
2013-07-26 9:31:28 AM  
[pre-written NASA statement]

And on a personal note - to Mrs. Betty Hickox, the self-important, overconfident and totally incompetent high school French teacher who told me I'd never amount to anything if I didn't stop reading voraciously on every subject and "get good at one thing", I say this:

Nanny-Nanny Boo-boo.

And Kate - think about it.  Ambulance chaser or astronaut?  You chose unwisely.
2013-07-26 9:40:42 AM  
Wasn't me!
2013-07-26 9:44:07 AM  
this is not my beautiful planet
2013-07-26 9:46:19 AM  
Where all the white women at?
2013-07-26 9:53:08 AM  
"I've been to Mars in Hackettstown and now this. This might be more than I can chew in one bite"
2013-07-26 10:05:43 AM  
"I'm on Mars..... better drink my own urine."
2013-07-26 10:30:08 AM  

2013-07-26 10:34:04 AM  
suck it Armstrong
2013-07-26 10:47:47 AM  
This moment brought to you by Coca Cola, the official soft drink of Mars.....
2013-07-26 11:04:16 AM  
2013-07-26 11:09:36 AM  
Yes. Finally. Alone at last
2013-07-26 11:09:54 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Oooh it's all sticky!"

came for this, leaving satisfied

/f'kin hell, been in that spacecraft...I need a pitch
2013-07-26 11:18:26 AM  
2013-07-26 11:38:26 AM  
I knew I shouldataken that left turn at Albuquerque.
2013-07-26 11:46:25 AM  
"I was told that I would be getting more candy bars."
2013-07-26 11:48:31 AM  
I love these threads, perfect for a Friday afternoon at work!

/sent from Mars
2013-07-26 11:54:26 AM  
Where's Marvin, so I can kick his ass?
2013-07-26 11:58:12 AM  
.....fark. How the hell am I gonna get home to feed the cat?
2013-07-26 12:04:30 PM  
"OK so where's my 3-jugged mutant hooker?"
2013-07-26 12:07:36 PM  
Take me to Dejah Thoris.
2013-07-26 12:18:50 PM  
♫ It's a god-awful small affair / To the girl with the mousy hair ♫
2013-07-26 12:23:17 PM  
'Suck it, Lance Armstrong."
2013-07-26 12:24:28 PM  
"Suck it, Louis Armstrong"
2013-07-26 12:25:11 PM  
"Suck it, Stretch Armstrong!"
2013-07-26 12:31:06 PM  

"With this step, human- Oh shiat-" *stumble* "Crap. This is live, right Houston? We can't redo that? Fark. Uhh, hi mom!"
2013-07-26 12:40:01 PM  
"Suck it, Bjorn Stronginthearm!"
2013-07-26 12:40:25 PM  
Ew, it's all sticky!
2013-07-26 12:41:11 PM  
"Suck it, BJ Armstrong!"
2013-07-26 12:44:52 PM  

cman: 华人民共和国的赞美和荣耀

2013-07-26 12:45:56 PM  
Where's the little bastard with the illudium space modulator?
2013-07-26 12:48:24 PM  

//filter pwn
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