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(WTKR)   Bay area's first pay-as-you-go jail is $155 a night, the cost of a three star hotel. "You do get cable TV, but you don't get a warm cookie on your bed," Unless your cellmate is into that kind of thing   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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2013-07-26 09:07:53 AM  
5 votes:
I wonder if you can get a deal on Priceline.
2013-07-26 09:56:28 AM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: And leave my boyfriend out of this.

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Oh, wow.  REALLY wrong thread.
2013-07-26 09:53:14 AM  
3 votes:

ikanreed: Rehabilitation?

To me it's just a made-up word. A politician's word, so that young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job.
2013-07-26 11:43:35 AM  
2 votes:

offmymeds: cowgirl toffee: trappedspirit: This is one of those threads were poor people discover caps lock, isn't it?






Oh shiat, now I'm poor.
2013-07-26 10:23:39 AM  
2 votes:
Is there a rewards card? 10th night free?
2013-07-26 10:09:02 AM  
2 votes:
I definitely prefer The Hoosegow over The Clink
2013-07-26 10:05:03 AM  
2 votes:
How much is that in Kongbucks? Because I ain't staying in The Clink.
2013-07-26 09:52:52 AM  
2 votes:
That thing on your bed isn't a cookie.
2013-07-26 12:12:47 PM  
1 vote:
"How did you get so good at embezzling?"

"I stayed at a Holiday Inn Supermax."
2013-07-26 11:41:12 AM  
1 vote:

lockers: HotWingConspiracy: Yes, it's my fault that you're a racist.

He may be a racist, but you have an axe to grind. who is trolling who?

Only one thing is clear, black people are gay and nobody talks about it.
2013-07-26 11:34:11 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: Are you feeling like a victim?

If you give a troll a cookie...
2013-07-26 10:42:04 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: And leave my boyfriend out of this.

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That pic is disturbing. I'm as straight as they come, and no guy appeals to me, fem-ish or butch.

But damn, look at those eyes...
2013-07-26 10:19:56 AM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: KimNorth: I think this is a good idea, if poor the family could all chip in and come up with the money for little Frankie's stay so he does not get raped or beat while in there.

Excellent... That way, it's not just little Frankie that we're punishing, but Frankie's entire family! We'll drive them all into the depths of poverty, at which point they have to steal to survive, and then we'll imprison them too! We'll get government payouts for a half dozen prisoners instead of just one! See, this is why brilliant people like you are in charge of our for-profit prison system.

I dunno, I see it as extended family also chips in, they all sign a card  "This covers your punk-ass  for every birthday and Christmas from now on"
2013-07-26 09:54:39 AM  
1 vote:
And leave my boyfriend out of this.

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2013-07-26 09:09:15 AM  
1 vote:
I hear the ookie cookies are complementary.
2013-07-26 08:50:26 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, you read that right: When you get sent to jail, they charge you for everything.
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