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(CF News 13)   Police officer keeps nude selfies on her work computer, could be forbidden from being a police officer in Florida. Maybe she should try running for New York City mayor instead   ( cfnews13.com) divider line
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2013-07-26 01:55:05 AM  
3 votes:
On a computer is a cop beside her motorcar,
Fellow officers poking 'round behind her back,
For the Sergeant didn't wear a mac,
Even in the pouring rain.
Very strange.

Penny Dane is on your screen and in your files,
Barely-clad in blue-uniformed style,
She sits and meanwhile back in...

Penny Dane, she was a sergeant with siome nudie pics,
And in her pocket was a letter; she resigned.
She liked to keep her Crown Vic so fine.
'Twas a fine machine.
Never mind...

Penny Dane is on your screen and in your files...
2013-07-25 11:52:15 PM  
3 votes:
How big is her penis?
2013-07-26 08:16:07 AM  
2 votes:

serial_crusher: JustGetItRight: Sure. Keeping nudes on your work computer warrants a firing.

So, here's my CSB.  I have a Dropbox account that I keep various personal data in.  Tax documents, serial numbers, that sort of thing.  I often need to do quick errands from my office desktop that require me to have access to those things, so I'm running Dropbox on my work PC.  That alone probably doesn't warrant a firing in your book, does it?

Now, once upon a time somebody shared some pornographic images with me.  She did so by giving me a link to a publicly shared Dropbox folder.  From the privacy of my own home I clicked that link, thinking it was a straight download link, but ended up syncing the files in that folder to all the machines on my account, including the one at the office.  So, for a brief period of time there was porn on my company-owned hard drive.
When I logged in the next morning Dropbox helpfully popped up its "new files have been added to your dropbox" popups, which of course included some explicit filenames, which of course the guy talking to me at that moment happened to see.  I got a little red faced, deleted the files, and we all got back to work.  Should I have been fired over that?

Absolutely. Deleting the porn files before sharing them with your male co-worker violates the basic man code. You should have been dismissed and had your man card revoked.
2013-07-26 04:26:45 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-26 03:31:48 AM  
2 votes:
I'm too drunk to make a "Penny Lane" joke. Somebody help me.

/something something fish and finger pie
2013-07-25 11:36:58 PM  
2 votes:
as said in the other redlit thread

This thread is useless without pictures, and the ones in the article are not the ones I am talking about

/if you know what I mean
2013-07-26 04:24:53 AM  
1 vote:

ThrobblefootSpectre: If I go to the mall and put naked pictures of myself in other people's cars - yeah, prison time.

I think I know you.  This explains a lot of things.
2013-07-26 04:18:07 AM  
1 vote:
She should have shot a black kid wearing a hoodie. She would have had a cop job for life.
2013-07-26 04:00:50 AM  
1 vote:
That's Rob Riggle in drag.
2013-07-26 03:33:23 AM  
1 vote:
Chitwood says that he never heard anything like this case in his 26 years of policing.

Hey Chitwood!  They are called Q-Tips.  Check them out!
2013-07-26 01:51:10 AM  
1 vote:

bighairyguy: How big is her penis?

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After Chernobyl it fell off.
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