If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   When questioned by police man said prostitute in his car was there to help him buy a) sex b) sex or c) tomatoes   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, UEFA Super Cup  
•       •       •

4300 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 9:38 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-07-25 09:40:18 PM  
2 votes:
missing a comma?
2013-07-25 10:17:49 PM  
1 vote:
She had great tomatoes...

img2u.infoView Full Size
2013-07-25 10:03:51 PM  
1 vote:

tuna fingers: As the article stands, what exact crime did he commit?Letting someone in your car is not a crime. Going to the ATM is not a crime.

They were unlicensed tomatoes.
2013-07-25 09:59:16 PM  
1 vote:
You call it tomato, I call it fellatio.
2013-07-25 09:52:53 PM  
1 vote:
Dude- excuse me miss, do you know where the fresh tomato stand is?

Lady of the evening- why yes I do, but as you can see I'm a sex whore. I require $20 to direct you.

Dude- well that seems fair as i am taking away time out of your work day. Please join me in my car, I will get you payment at the atm and you can lead me to the fresh tomatos.

This seems plausible.
2013-07-25 09:11:33 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

cl.jroo.meView Full Size
2013-07-25 08:34:51 PM  
1 vote:
This is why if you must drive them around, keep them in the trunk
Displayed 7 of 7 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.