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(ABC News)   Ugly-ass baby zonkey born in Italy   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2013-07-25 05:55:15 PM  
Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock had a baby? Ew.
2013-07-25 07:03:43 PM  
I want to see a giraffe and elephant hybrid.
2013-07-25 07:03:55 PM  
D'awwwwww...... undeserving of typical ugly-ass description,   Semi-ass, yes.  Homely, mayhap. But not oogly.
2013-07-25 07:04:44 PM  
FTFA: "One part zebra, one part donkey, all parts fuzzy and adorable."

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2013-07-25 07:15:58 PM  
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Meh, Mexicans and Palestinians already figured out how to make zonkeys by crossbreeding donkeys with paint.
2013-07-25 07:22:55 PM  

Zebroid is the generic name for all zebra hybrids. ...

A zorse is the offspring of a male zebra and a female horse. This cross is also called a zebrula, zebrule, zebra mule or golden zebra. The rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a horbra, hebra, zebrinny or zebret. Like most other animal hybrids, the zorse is sterile.[1]
A zony is the offspring of a zebra stallion and a pony mare. Medium-sized pony mares are preferred to produce riding zonies, but zebras have been crossed with smaller pony breeds such as the Shetland, resulting in so-called "Zetlands".[2]

A zonkey is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. "Zonkey" is not the technically correct name for such a cross. The most commonly accepted terms are zebonkey (or zebronkey), zebrinny, zebrula, zebrass, and zedonk (or zeedonk). Another name that is sometimes used is "zebadonk".

Look as that ass in that badonkadonk.
2013-07-25 07:25:58 PM  
Little known fact! Keeping a herd of zebras is banned near prisons, to prevent escaping convicts hiding among the zebras.
2013-07-25 07:31:04 PM  

laulaja: D'awwwwww...... undeserving of typical ugly-ass description,   Semi-ass, yes.  Homely, mayhap. But not oogly.

It's half-ass.
2013-07-25 07:48:13 PM  
I was expecting a zebra and monkey hybrid.

2013-07-25 07:48:58 PM  
Someday, some geneticist will be be analysing zeba DNA, and go...."OMG! Gene F435gb is backwards! Evolution, you are SO wacky!"
2013-07-25 08:01:14 PM  
What's another name for a zebra?

A honkey donkey!

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2013-07-25 08:03:02 PM  
I read "honkey" and thought someone was born with a confederate flag birthmark.

But this is way cuter.
2013-07-25 08:06:41 PM  
So the daddy zebra...tapped that ass?
2013-07-25 08:32:47 PM  
He's adorable!!
2013-07-25 08:46:21 PM  
Poor thing is so going to be picked on growing up.
2013-07-25 08:54:35 PM  
Booooo, I was totally anticipating a zorilla crossed with a monkey and I was really let down.
2013-07-25 09:26:04 PM  
that's a half-ass zebra.
2013-07-25 09:26:40 PM  

liquidpoo: that's a half-ass zebra.

2013-07-25 09:49:31 PM  
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Zecora frowns on your shenanigans.
2013-07-25 10:18:54 PM  
Wake me up when a monkey with four asses is born.

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2013-07-26 08:12:15 AM  
Zominic the Zonkey?
2013-07-26 02:21:40 PM  
What a zonk might look like...

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