HailRobonia: Health-conscious zombies only eat whole hole brain bread.
trailerpimp: Oh fark itI'm tired of every damn thing which is supposed to be good being bad and vicey versy.As of today I'm drinking more eating more and to hell with every one of these gotdamn studies.
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: trailerpimp: Oh fark itI'm tired of every damn thing which is supposed to be good being bad and vicey versy.As of today I'm drinking more eating more and to hell with every one of these gotdamn studies.I felt the same after I heard that fish oil doesn't actually do anything but raise your risk of fatal cancers.
Jument: Everything in moderation, and then you die. The end.
trailerpimp: I'm tired of every damn thing which is supposed to be good being bad and vicey versy.
LandOfChocolate: Looking forward to the rest of the thread where the cheeto brigade uses this to dismiss all healthy, natural, organic foods.
LandOfChocolate: the cheeto brigade
Yanks_RSJ: Everything you can eat is simultaneously healthy and going to kill you.But this will be a nice article to show my GF, who insists on buying the shiatty wheat bread that is no better for you than white bread but a million times worse when it comes to making grilled cheese sandwiches.
meat0918: You can have my bread when you pry it from my cold, crumb covered hands.I bake it in the winter, but when when it's super hot out, it's not worth heating the entire house up for a load of fresh bread, and DAMMIT now I want to make bread tonight, and it's supposed to be like 95 today.
sharpen a stick at both ends: "endosperm"...Is that what we've been eating?
Kirzania: Bake your own white bread. Problem solved./not THAT hard
SirGunslinger: Phhhhht like I'm going to put pastrami, corned beef, and horseradish mustard on white or wheat bread..../Rye bread all the way//Okay fine fine... sometimes pumpernickel///*sigh* we can let in english muffin also
WhippingBoy: It's still OK to give my baby fruit juice, right? Good ol' healthy apple juice!
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