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(NewsBusters)   Chris Matthews apologizes for actions of "all white people" to his black guests, still no word on diabetic leg tingle sufferers   ( newsbusters.org) divider line
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2013-07-25 10:47:07 AM  
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You see, black people, this is how white people are organized.  We collectively make decisions because each of us is responsible for the actions and decisions for all of us.

I can't tell you how many times I have asked "how come the black people don't say anything when a black guy beats up a white guy?"  You need to collectively formulate a response.  I am expecting an apology in triplicate, signed and dated by the blacks.  I expect the same thing from all of the Muslims for what happened in Boston.

In addition, a weekly march titled "We Suck.  Sorry" should be conducted.  You've marched 10,000 times for Trayvon.  How about a march for that time a black guy shot a white guy?

I believe the problem is one of organization.  I suggest you hold more meetings to get your members aware of the tasks they need to accomplish.  You at least need better processes.  White people are certified ISO 9000.
2013-07-25 02:04:38 PM  
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Facetious_Speciest: Who approved Matthews as spokesperson?

I assumed it was the same people who told you all that Sharpton and Jackson speak for all black people.
2013-07-25 01:40:02 PM  
1 vote:

Neighborhood Watch: Is Matthews married?

I doubt it. How on earth would the priest or his fiancé have gotten the vows or an I do in without him interrupting?

2013-07-25 01:22:17 PM  
1 vote:
Chris Matthews is to white people as cancer is to personal growth.
2013-07-25 01:05:06 PM  
1 vote:

Johnny_Whistle: captmingus: On behalf of the more than 50% of white Americans whose ancestors arrived in the US after the civil war I wish to thank you Mr Mathews!.....still don't feel a lick of guilt though

Because, as we all know, the civil war signaled THE END OF ALL RACISM, BIGOTRY, AND OPPRESSION.

Well not all oppression

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Come join the million-hoveround march!
2013-07-25 12:30:30 PM  
1 vote:
I am outraged
2013-07-25 11:35:26 AM  
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Facetious_Speciest: Frank N Stein

Are those people farking serious?

Yes, and since Liberals are a hivemind, they are representative of ALL Liberals.
2013-07-25 10:51:21 AM  
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Man, that thrill up the leg joke never gets old. Especially when you ignore what Matthews said about Bush and about Fred Thompson.

Now do the one about 57 states!
2013-07-25 10:44:16 AM  
1 vote:
To be fair, Matthews IS pretty much the whitest person on MSNBC.
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