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(News9 Oklahoma)   In a case of murder most fowl, man arrested for drowning ducks...in acid   ( news9.com) divider line
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4754 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2013 at 6:06 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-24 09:26:40 PM  
2 votes:
You can't be any more of a contemptible worm than somebody who sadistically abuses animals.
2013-07-24 05:25:59 PM  
2 votes:
Well, that escalated from poisoning pigeons in the park slowly.
2013-07-25 12:39:42 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-24 07:13:22 PM  
1 vote:

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044

GOOD LORD!! That's the greatest thing I've ever seen! I have a nephew, now an adult, who used to watch that show over and over and over. To the Childhood Ruining Mobile!
2013-07-24 06:21:16 PM  
1 vote:

Blues_X: WTF, humanity?

I maintain that there is something deeply mentally wrong with people who practice deliberate cruelty on animals.  From what I remember of reading a former FBI agent's book, hurting animals is one of three basic signs that the FBI sees in people who eventually become serial killers.
2013-07-24 06:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
This person was clearly practicing for a murder. He wanted to know how effectively you could decompose flesh in acid before he committed his heinous atrocity.

Single bullet solution. This guy is going to kill unless we kill him first.
2013-07-24 06:12:02 PM  
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2013-07-24 06:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
I've watched enough Criminal Minds to be an expert here, and judging by the crime and the mugshot, this guy is a serial killer in the making.
2013-07-24 05:06:19 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: I mean, sure, murder as many Canada Geese as you can possibly get your hands on...but a duck?!


Don't forget about gulls too.
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