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(The Smoking Gun)   Ever wonder what a hairstyle by H.R. Giger would look like? That and more in this week's Mugshot Roundup   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2013-07-23 09:26:54 PM  
You've got to be kidding
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Really needs some eyeshadow to set that off
 
2013-07-23 09:39:09 PM  
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2013-07-23 09:40:35 PM  
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2013-07-23 09:40:45 PM  
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WOWZA!!!!
 
2013-07-23 10:03:22 PM  
It just gauze to show you - crime doesn't pay.
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2013-07-23 10:09:10 PM  

phlegmmo: It just gauze to show you - crime doesn't pay.


Dengar?
 
2013-07-23 10:12:13 PM  
Do NOT let that get you around the neck
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That thing on her head, either
 
2013-07-23 10:16:08 PM  
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Attempted armed robbery.

Yeah that did not work out so well for him...
 
2013-07-24 12:08:40 AM  
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Oh Montel.  How far you've fallen.
 
2013-07-24 01:06:12 AM  
If you see her in the mirror, let somebody pass you right away....

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m00
2013-07-24 04:29:38 AM  
"Arrested for failure to pay fines."

That's farked up.
 
2013-07-24 04:32:55 AM  
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2013-07-24 04:38:54 AM  
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if she was having a better night....

... there is cute in them eyes.  Have her bathed and ... well, fumigated ... and brought to my chambers
 
2013-07-24 04:40:10 AM  
Mr Cooper?!?!?
 
2013-07-24 04:49:15 AM  
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2013-07-24 05:06:12 AM  
Now you can write your own message!

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2013-07-24 05:11:25 AM  

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WOWZA!!!!


Hopefully she's not a misdeminor.
 
2013-07-24 05:12:39 AM  
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2013-07-24 05:14:52 AM  
Sometimes people die of heroin overdoses. Even friends. Don't let it destroy your life, Kurt.
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2013-07-24 05:15:12 AM  

sharphead: Now you can write your own message!

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That's been shopped. I can tell by the eyebrows.
 
2013-07-24 05:18:59 AM  
OK, I'll do it.

Deslide-ified.
 
2013-07-24 05:20:24 AM  
Fantastic roundup. Hasn't been one that good in a while.
 
2013-07-24 05:24:02 AM  
How is Mrs. Frederick going to take care of warehouse 13 if she's in jail?
 
2013-07-24 05:24:23 AM  
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WOWZA!!!!

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2013-07-24 05:36:20 AM  
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2013-07-24 05:51:29 AM  

phlegmmo: It just gauze to show you - crime doesn't pay.
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You oughta see the other guy!
 
2013-07-24 05:51:57 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: scottydoesntknow:
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WOWZA!!!!

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But with someone like that..it is worth the risk!

/would risk it
 
2013-07-24 05:52:36 AM  
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2013-07-24 05:53:01 AM  
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2013-07-24 05:53:58 AM  

OhioUGrad: 100 Watt Walrus: scottydoesntknow:
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WOWZA!!!!

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But with someone like that..it is worth the risk!

/would risk it


Risk shmisk! Damn the consequences! Full steam ahead!
 
2013-07-24 05:55:38 AM  
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Jesus Christ. Did this creature wander off the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream or something?
 
2013-07-24 06:01:58 AM  
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They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUVBXb4XIqE
 
2013-07-24 06:16:06 AM  
minnkat:

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Hey Mister! Do you got any change?

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2013-07-24 06:27:21 AM  
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Alas poor Tony, I knew him...
 
2013-07-24 06:37:43 AM  

Piizzadude: Attempted armed robbery.

Yeah that did not work out so well for him...


I know I shouldn't take pleasure in others' misfortune and all that... but damn did seeing that make me laugh.  Wish every armed robbery ended that way.
 
2013-07-24 07:16:53 AM  
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Like the fist of an angry god....
 
2013-07-24 07:18:38 AM  

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WOWZA!!!!


Wowza indeed, although she seems to have 'dem crazy eyes'

Yes, yes I would.
 
2013-07-24 07:34:39 AM  
Oh hell yeah! I could put up with that for a day to tap that.

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2013-07-24 07:41:24 AM  
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Mila Kunis??!?  Damn girl, lose the Sharpie!
 
2013-07-24 07:45:19 AM  
#11 looks like a porn star whose name escapes me at the moment.  That's going to bug me all day.

/anyone have a clue?
 
2013-07-24 07:48:02 AM  

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WOWZA!!!!

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But with someone like that..it is worth the risk!

/would risk it

Risk shmisk! Damn the consequences! Full steam ahead!


She could call me
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2013-07-24 07:49:22 AM  
I feel safe in saying the vast majority of Farkers would gladly give her 3 or even 4 inches of truth.

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John Waters was right, everybody looks better under arrest.
 
2013-07-24 08:01:44 AM  

Raktastic: minnkat:

Hey Mister! Do you got any change?


A UHF reference before I've even had coffee. Things are looking up for today.
 
2013-07-24 08:10:36 AM  
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2013-07-24 08:18:03 AM  

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Attempted armed robbery.

Yeah that did not work out so well for him...


he got his ass whooped! i wonder if it was the place he was robbing or the cops that kicked his ass?
to funny to look at him
 
2013-07-24 08:20:20 AM  

OscarTamerz: I feel safe in saying the vast majority of Farkers would gladly give her 3 or even 4 inches of truth.

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John Waters was right, everybody looks better under arrest.


I'm wondering what truth she would find in me giving her a bit of white out over that tattoo, if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2013-07-24 08:29:49 AM  
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2013-07-24 08:33:20 AM  
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There will be penis, right?
 
2013-07-24 08:49:32 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do NOT let that get you around the neck

That thing on her head, either


It's like someone took a dump on her head, but it turned into hair...
 
2013-07-24 09:09:55 AM  
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