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(Sun Sentinel)   Man accused of killing his cellmate with toilet paper. He sounds like a charmin individual   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Pinellas County Jail, toilet paper, throat  
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2013-07-23 08:41:31 PM  
7 votes:
That's how he rolls
2013-07-23 08:46:58 PM  
5 votes:
He'll probably get off Scott free.
2013-07-23 08:52:20 PM  
3 votes:
Well, now he has a bounty on his head.
2013-07-23 08:49:59 PM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Inmate records showGreenberg had been placed behind bars in 2012 on a murder charge and is awaiting trail on that charge.

That's great, but what about the guy who died? What was he in for?

2013-07-23 10:00:23 PM  
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2013-07-23 08:48:37 PM  
2 votes:
Mr Whipple frowns on these shenanigans.

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2013-07-23 08:41:44 PM  
2 votes:
Did he wipe him out?
2013-07-23 10:26:36 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-23 09:29:29 PM  
1 vote:

doglover: Prisoners shouldn't have cellmates. We don't NEED to have that many people locked up.

The laws of America are stagnant, convoluted, and broken. We must delve deep into the books and start repealing things, especially vice laws.

You're saying we need to flush out all of these squares that are clogging our prison system?
2013-07-23 09:20:43 PM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: shiatty way to die.

the-meter-man: That's how he rolls

Danger Avoid Death: Did he wipe him out?

zamboni: He'll probably get off Scott free.

Makh: Well, now he has a bounty on his head.

2013-07-23 09:06:14 PM  
1 vote:

Makh: Well, now he has a bounty on his head.

Great Scott, man.
2013-07-23 09:01:09 PM  
1 vote:
Hopefully he will rehabilitate and enter back into society as a Kleenex-con.
2013-07-23 08:55:47 PM  
1 vote:
I guess it WAS time to get real about what happens in the bathroom
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