SirTanon: There is a disturbing lack of sweater puppies in this thread.. disturbing I tell you.. I must fix this.[www.bruceongames.com image 425x536]
eatin' fetus: I'm gonna do all you guys a favor. I understand women.When a woman says she's cold, she's actually begging for sex.Truth.
Wolfmanjames: My ladyfriend is ridiculously sensitive to the cold. As in she wears longjohns at 55 F. She's African-American, so she jokes it's her jeans. Meanwhile her son isn't the hothouse flower she is.
Mikey1969: Pretty much EVERYBODY needs a sweater at the damn theater... Not only do they air condition the holy fark out of the place(To offset the heat from a potentially full auditorium full of bodies), but you aren't moving, and so aren't really keeping your own body temp up.I won't go to a movie in the summer wearing shorts and flip flops, maybe shorts with shoes, but usually, even if it's 100 outside, I'll wear Levi's... You can get frostbite in there...
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