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(Globe and Mail)   The world might have to wait until Wednesday to gaze upon the new royal crotch-dropping. Guessing they're having trouble stapling those jug-ears to the sides of the skull   ( divider line
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2138 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2013 at 11:57 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-23 01:05:18 PM  
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2013-07-23 02:22:01 PM  
4 votes:
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Exclusive first photos of the royal babby (and parents)

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2013-07-23 01:43:40 PM  
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I got the pic from a nurse friend in the hospital. Don't share this with anyone, I don't want her to get in trouble.... Full Size
2013-07-23 12:04:56 PM  
4 votes:
Blade sharpening sounds coming from Harry's room.
2013-07-23 12:07:31 PM  
3 votes:
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Well duh, it takes newborns a few days to be able to hide their reptilian features.
2013-07-23 12:00:21 PM  
3 votes:
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... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?
2013-07-23 02:49:31 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-23 02:24:42 PM  
2 votes:

Am I the only one who was sort of hoping that the royal tot would be a dwarf, and that they'd name him Tyrion?
2013-07-23 12:20:37 PM  
2 votes:

phalamir: Ehh, it was funny, cause Charles does have some radar dishes.


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2013-07-23 12:07:10 PM  
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valar_morghulis: BBC is awash with royal baby stories. Way to mark out, BBC.

Yes, a news organization in the actual country this kid will someday actually be head of state for (yes, I know, it grinds your gears; we all know it grinds your gears), considers this important.  How dare they/!  biatch is eating crackers like she owns the place.
2013-07-23 11:59:38 AM  
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2013-07-23 02:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
Prince Whatshisface. Notice how the ears are covered?

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2013-07-23 02:21:16 PM  
1 vote:
Calling a new human life a "crotch dropping" definitely says more about the submitter than it does about the child.
2013-07-23 01:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
This is giving me such a flashback, man!

Seems like yesterday we had this  
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2013-07-23 01:16:59 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: Will his title be Prince of the Falkland Islands?

Engloried and Rightful Lord of the Falklands and All Royal Argentine Territories, Duke of the Pampas, Doge of Buenos Aires

/ Just to make them crazy.
2013-07-23 01:02:24 PM  
1 vote:
I think Subby's problem is that he also comes from a heavily inbred family, but doesn't get to be a head of state.
2013-07-23 12:50:11 PM  
1 vote:
Perhapsburg the wee nipper gots some problems, eh wot?
2013-07-23 12:42:21 PM  
1 vote:
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/Funny headline, though.
2013-07-23 12:17:34 PM  
1 vote:

Make More Hinjews: [ image 750x421]
... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?

That right there is a fine piece of nightmare art. Reminds me of Christopher Hitchens calling Prince Charles "bat eared."
2013-07-23 12:12:00 PM  
1 vote:
They have to find a white baby to substitute in....
2013-07-23 12:06:57 PM  
1 vote:

Will his title be Fresh Prince of the Falkland Islands?

Keepin;' it real, penguins and people!
Don't make me send a cruiser with all hands.
2013-07-23 12:05:28 PM  
1 vote:

Make More Hinjews: ... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?

America's Finest News Source has had the absolute best coverage of this story...
2013-07-23 12:03:00 PM  
1 vote:
Will his title be Prince of the Falkland Islands?
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