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(Globe and Mail)   The world might have to wait until Wednesday to gaze upon the new royal crotch-dropping. Guessing they're having trouble stapling those jug-ears to the sides of the skull   ( divider line
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2013-07-23 12:07:52 PM  
3 votes:
What a mean spirited, unfunny headline.
2013-07-23 11:59:38 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-23 04:34:40 PM  
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2013-07-23 04:32:11 PM  
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Zombie DJ: Criminy Subby, it's just a baby.
It won't replace your fathers love so get over it.

Thank you for making the comments worth reading.
2013-07-23 03:25:26 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like an ugly and wrinkly standard newborn to me. I think all newborns are nasty looking little things.
2013-07-23 02:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
Prince Whatshisface. Notice how the ears are covered?

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2013-07-23 02:24:42 PM  
1 vote:

Am I the only one who was sort of hoping that the royal tot would be a dwarf, and that they'd name him Tyrion?
2013-07-23 01:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
This is giving me such a flashback, man!

Seems like yesterday we had this  
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2013-07-23 01:05:18 PM  
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2013-07-23 01:02:44 PM  
1 vote:
Criminy Subby, it's just a baby.
It won't replace your fathers love so get over it.
2013-07-23 12:42:21 PM  
1 vote:
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/Funny headline, though.
2013-07-23 12:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
People are really reaching for the joke here. Charles didnt father the baby and william doesnt have big ears.
So I dont get all the ear jokes about the kid.
2013-07-23 12:17:34 PM  
1 vote:

Make More Hinjews: [ image 750x421]
... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?

That right there is a fine piece of nightmare art. Reminds me of Christopher Hitchens calling Prince Charles "bat eared."
2013-07-23 12:14:34 PM  
1 vote:
Some jealous angry people these days in the world.
2013-07-23 12:12:00 PM  
1 vote:
They have to find a white baby to substitute in....
2013-07-23 12:07:31 PM  
1 vote:
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Well duh, it takes newborns a few days to be able to hide their reptilian features.
2013-07-23 12:07:10 PM  
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valar_morghulis: BBC is awash with royal baby stories. Way to mark out, BBC.

Yes, a news organization in the actual country this kid will someday actually be head of state for (yes, I know, it grinds your gears; we all know it grinds your gears), considers this important.  How dare they/!  biatch is eating crackers like she owns the place.
2013-07-23 12:05:28 PM  
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Make More Hinjews: ... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?

America's Finest News Source has had the absolute best coverage of this story...
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