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(The Daily Meal)   Scientists invent durian wine, ostensibly for science and not on a dare   ( thedailymeal.com) divider line
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4321 clicks; posted to Geek » on 22 Jul 2013 at 7:27 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-22 08:08:24 PM  
4 votes:
I might drink it if I was thirsty like the wolf.
2013-07-22 08:10:43 PM  
2 votes:

minoridiot: I might drink it if I was thirsty like the wolf.

Thank you.  I was trying to get there, too, but couldn't figure out a way.
2013-07-22 07:40:09 PM  
2 votes:
Durian? So its sweet tasting with a slight bouquet of undead ballsweat?
2013-07-23 10:42:01 AM  
1 vote:

Toquinha: I tried durian for the sake of saying that I've tried it and while it's not the worst thing I've eaten, it's completely counter-intuitive how it became a delicacy in the first place. I often wonder about the first person to ever try a durian, what their state of mind must have been.

The first person was drunk so he ate durian fruit. Now people are sober so they drink durian wine. Then they'll be drunk and thus the circle has been completed.
2013-07-23 08:19:05 AM  
1 vote:

minoridiot: I might drink it if I was thirsty like the wolf.

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Sees what you did there.
2013-07-23 05:17:22 AM  
1 vote:
At last, a proper alternative to drinking an alcoholic's sick out of an unflushed toilet.
2013-07-23 02:31:31 AM  
1 vote:

Trocadero: Manfred J. Hattan: So, the same way that wine is made from every other fruit in the world?  Thanks, scientists!

/already had durian beer.

Hey, finding a yeast that could actually stand to eat that shiat must have been pretty difficult.

Insert "your mom" joke here.
2013-07-22 07:48:56 PM  
1 vote:
Wake me when I can have a pan-galactic garble-blaster or however you spell it,

/brick to the brain
2013-07-22 07:48:18 PM  
1 vote:
It'll be marketed as "M.D. 20/100." One sip, and you can't see straight for days.
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