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(WFSB Connecticut)   Not news: People failing to pick up feces while jogging with their dog. FARK: Not having a dog and failing to clean up   ( wfsb.com) divider line
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2013-07-22 10:29:24 AM  
2 votes:

Revek: whoops link  This is malicious fecal distribution

So, this greenlight is actually #2?
2013-07-22 10:18:12 AM  
2 votes:
She's marking her territory to let other joggers know that's HER running path.
2013-07-22 09:26:02 AM  
2 votes:
"This is malicious fecal distribution,"

And that's my officially my favorite phrase of the day.
2013-07-22 07:40:34 AM  
2 votes:
A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

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2013-07-22 11:27:08 AM  
1 vote:
Install an HD camera setup to catch the action and sell the recordings to the Japanese.  They seem to get off on this stuff I hear.

//// get your poop off of my lawn.
2013-07-22 11:22:33 AM  
1 vote:
2013-07-22 10:57:54 AM  
1 vote:
Now, that was an excellent Monday morning article.  I'll be trying to fit "malicious fecal distribution" into conversation all day.
2013-07-22 10:41:38 AM  
1 vote:

Carn: Has she been outed yet?

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Pretty sure it was Michele Bachmann.
2013-07-22 10:36:30 AM  
1 vote:
"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

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2013-07-22 10:26:42 AM  
1 vote:
Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Malicious Fecal Distribution!

Hello Scranton! You suck!
Poop, poop, poop!
Poop. poo poo!
Don't wipe! Run away!
Poop poop poo!


That's it! No encores you pussies!
2013-07-22 10:20:03 AM  
1 vote:
Bad Human?  Well...that's going a bit too far just because of a poop run.  Now, the not wiping thing....ewwww.  That's nasty.  Grinding a racing stripe in her drawers for the next 2-3 miles?  Ewwwwww.

*loves public humiliation and would love to see him hose her down*
2013-07-22 10:17:26 AM  
1 vote:
This article is FULL of WIN quotes:

"This is malicious fecal distribution,"
"This is calculated. 'Look look look, I'm dropping my pants as I'm running,'"
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'"
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