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(CNBC)   It's not every day an entire city gets hit with a fraud charge, but then again, not every city is Miami   ( cnbc.com) divider line
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2013-07-22 01:42:39 AM  
3 votes:
How's that for irony, the NCAA lets Miami get away with murder (metaphorically speaking) and they get walloped instead by the SEC.
2013-07-22 08:45:17 AM  
2 votes:

Spartan_Manhandler: Notabunny: In now-bankrupt Stockton, CA it was a baseball stadium.

Hey, you know what would be a great idea?  Let's build a baseball stadium situated so that half of the stadium gets to look at a fetid waterway, while the other half gets to stare directly into the sun.

Just ask the happy citizens of Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook
2013-07-22 01:45:52 AM  
2 votes:
*glances at tag*


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2013-07-22 01:42:04 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-21 11:40:52 PM  
2 votes:
Miami saw Detroit and went, "Oh, I can so one up you".
2013-07-22 11:01:11 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like someone at the SEC didn't get their hookers and blow stipend.
2013-07-22 08:33:08 AM  
1 vote:

boinkingbill: Man, I guess a lot of public sector workers are going to have one crappy retirement with very small or no pensions.  I guess they'll have to start getting the very deep blue plate specials at the Country Bumpkin Buffet.

Morrison's Cafeteria.

/adjusted for SoFla reality

Deathfrogg: All cities do this sort of shiat. It's part and parcel of how Mayors and City Councilmen run things. Legal Schmeagel, we need that new football stadium and my best campaign fundraiser is going to build it.

Miami-Dade is unable to heal itself from this affliction.  I blame The Heat, humidity and the stupidity.
2013-07-22 01:49:48 AM  
1 vote:
I would like to believe that people who steal money while wearing freshly pressed shirts and ties go to jail just like people who steal money while wearing ski masks.
2013-07-22 01:46:21 AM  
1 vote:
Some folk'll never be deported but then again some folk'll, like Miami the city yokells
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