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2013-07-22 07:50:29 AM  
2 votes:
As I grew up I always felt like something wasn't right with me.  I seemed fit and strong and athletically gifted so I was placed into lots of sports programs but it never felt "right" and was always "forced".  Then one day I realized I was a messed up lazy fark born in the wrong body.  Luckily my parents were supportive and helped me fund my change from an athlete to an off balance and alcoholic slob. Thanksh dad!  (hic!)
2013-07-22 07:10:03 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-22 05:40:00 AM  
2 votes:
Luke's got birthin' hips.
2013-07-22 02:48:56 AM  
2 votes:

HotWingAgenda: So if the answer is, "A person's gender changes whenever they say it does," then how is each gender defined? What is the objective difference between a man and a woman? If we insist on using two discrete polar terms, there must be some specific physical demarcation that defines them.

I wouldn't say "A person's gender changes whenever they say it does," I'd say "A person's gender is what they say it is."

Gender is a social construct. It's not the same thing as what genitalia you were born with, or what your chromosonal make-up is, or what is broadly referred to as "biological sex." What it is to be a "man" or a "woman" differs in every society in the world. Hell, there was a time when women wearing pants were considered to be pretending to be men.
2013-07-21 11:05:45 PM  
2 votes:
They are both pretty good looking kids.  Of course, since this story is in the Sun, it's probably completely made up and the two teens are Ukrainians or Bulgarians or something, and the Sun just stole the picture from their Facebook and made up the story to sell papers to their barely literate audience who only buy the paper to look at the tits on Page 3.

But other than that, it's a nice story.
2013-07-21 10:19:20 PM  
2 votes:
I would love to be the meat in that sandwich.
2013-07-23 02:12:43 AM  
1 vote:
I have the weirdest bonercameltoe right now.
2013-07-22 04:49:31 PM  
1 vote:

Luse: radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Luse: For a gay mildly femmy bisexual guy he grabs alot of boob sure does like marrying and having children with people of the opposite gender an awful lot, and occasionally has romances with men as well.

There we go, all better.  Though it does lose most of its impact.

Actually it works even better. Since he claimed to be gay in the past and that was his excuse.

He first married in '86.  His first kid was born in '88.  Everybody who has ever met Andy Dick knows he's not gay.  His excuse for his lecherous behavior, as far as I've seen, has always been that he's an alcoholic and addict.

And it is completely inconcievable that someone might use, "I identify as a woman." as an excuse to enter a women's locker room @ a gym for example.

I don't care about that.  I didn't even read the rest of your post and neither know nor care where you stand on the issue.  But Andy's name caught my eye and when I read your statement about him I said, "Well, there goes any credibility that person had, regardless of where s/he stands on the issue of transgendered people."

I had to point it out because I felt that it was my responsibility to inform a fellow Farker that when you make provably false statements due to assumptions and lack of research nobody will take anything else you say in the thread seriously, no matter how correct you are or what the topic is.

Let it be a lesson.

If you wish. I only said he was gay becauase I have heard him self identify as such. I did not read his life story nor do I care to.
The fact that he either mis identified himself or changed what he identifies himself as actually furthers my point.
Women and men in the US are overall uncomfortable with genetic males in a "female only" place.
Part of the concern about trans is you must take their word. Even if they are Andy Dick.

Again, I don't care about your point or position.  Through intellectual laziness, you posted information that is fairly widely known as false.  Ergo, all previous and subsequent posts of yours will be viewed by people as equally intellectually lazy.  That Andy ever claimed to be gay is irrelevant, because it is widely known that he is not and said information is very easily available by typing the name "Andy Dick" into any search engine..  Similarly, Rock Hudson and Mr. Brady claimed to be straight, but if you were to go into a thread and claim that either of them were straight you would discredit everything else you say in the thread because it is widely known that they were, in fact, gay.

Regardless of whatever the hell your point is, my point is that nobody is going to take your point seriously, because you've proven yourself to be intellectually lazy.

Always remember to do your research before making a factual post, regardless of how benign and blatantly obvious you feel your fact is.  Because if you're wrong, you discredit everything else you say, no matter how factually correct and important it may be.

Better luck next thread!  =)
2013-07-22 02:36:34 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know about others, but every time the bathroom question comes up, I kinda wonder who exactly is checking genitals in the restrooms?

IIRC, you guys studiously avoid even glancing at another guys junk, and ladies restrooms have stalls.  In order to "catch" a trans using the wrong restroom, you'd have to make some pretty big assumptions (Hey, they might be a really butch natal female, or an extremely willowy fem male).

I just don't get it.  Is there some kind of "junk check" I've been missing every time I have to go pee?
2013-07-22 12:28:22 PM  
1 vote:
Any woman that removes (nice looking) boobs for any reason other than life-threatening situations is a criminal in my book.

Keep your fun bags ladies. Without them you are just another douchebag who eats my pizza and drinks my beer while never contributing one cent to this house.
2013-07-22 12:25:41 PM  
1 vote:

This text is now purple: Gunther: Anyhow, it's not a big deal for you to refer to people as the gender they identify as rather than as the sex they were born, is it?

Ignacio Gonzalez de Arriba identified himself as the reincarnation of Christ. He got busted in Mexico fairly recently because his followers treated him like he was, and got all cult-y.

Perhaps it's not the best idea to mindlessly indulge someone's delusion of grandeur.

Well, it's good to know you're keeping perspective on this and aren't leaping to ludicrously hyperbolic slippery slope examples.
2013-07-22 11:46:48 AM  
1 vote:
And the first time they had sex they discovered that their surgically-cobbled-together genitals,  loose approximations of the real thing freakishly fused together from elbow skin, butt fat and cadaver cartilage, were almost useless for actual intercourse.  And suddenly it wasn't cool anymore.
2013-07-22 09:03:52 AM  
1 vote:
Can't we get more photos that make the penis confused and angry?
2013-07-22 08:57:43 AM  
1 vote:

Ed Grubermann: Matthew Keene: Yeah, I guess it's a real drag living in the wrong body. I'm 58, balding, slightly overweight. I wonder if they can help me. This is what I want to look like.

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I'm sure QA can help you out.

I wish. Then I could watch as you refuse to use anti-aging technology, right?
2013-07-22 08:29:17 AM  
1 vote:

Rincewind53: You have no idea what you're talking about. Face it. Multiple people have told you that there is hard scientific evidence that it's an innate feature that you're born with.

Your "normal" is a ridiculous creation of your imagination. No one is normal.

He's just wondering why this particular mental illness is treated with drastic surgery. It's a valid question.
2013-07-22 08:24:40 AM  
1 vote:

Rincewind53: Good for them. They're an adorable couple.
Sgygus: FloydA: it's probably completely made up

Line of hair descending from navel of the formerly-female young man?  Unlikely.

Testosterone does some pretty incredible things to the body:[thetfs.ca image 407x305]That's the same person, pre-gender transition and post-gender transition. Though he kept the bottom parts.

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This one has a mail-order pecker she glues to herself.

/I like this show.
2013-07-22 08:23:26 AM  
1 vote:

thamike: Luke's got birthin' hips.

2013-07-22 08:19:22 AM  
1 vote:

skatedrifter: I would love to be the meat in that sandwich.

I think it got tossed.
2013-07-22 07:50:48 AM  
1 vote:
And of course Lola by The Kinks is on the radio right now........
2013-07-22 07:29:58 AM  
1 vote:

Matthew Keene: Yeah, I guess it's a real drag living in the wrong body. I'm 58, balding, slightly overweight. I wonder if they can help me. This is what I want to look like.

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26 minutes will get you started!
2013-07-21 11:48:16 PM  
1 vote:
I call bullshiat

Raging heterosexuality is not a disease.
2013-07-21 11:06:15 PM  
1 vote:
He looks like Justin Bieber, proving that Justin Bieber IS a transsexual F2M.
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