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(Some Guy)   Old and busted: Garish Bluetooth dongle hanging upon earlobe like a cyborg spider. New Hotness: sleek inconspicuous text-capable Bluetooth ring   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Bluetooth, dongles, cell phones, transducers, sleek, caller ID, radio  
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3873 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Jul 2013 at 9:52 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-20 09:20:18 AM  
But how will others know your importance without the conspicuous douchebag earring?
2013-07-20 10:13:06 AM  
That neat.  How much?  ETA on delivery?  Ohhh article is fictional.

2013-07-20 10:25:51 AM  

/oh noes! I'm oppressing women!
// :(
2013-07-20 10:39:16 AM Full Size

I still prefer my Bluetooth shoe.
2013-07-20 11:41:56 AM  
2013-07-20 12:05:41 PM  
Does all that eyeshadow improve reception?
2013-07-20 12:19:49 PM  

/I'd want my ringtone to be the Green Lantern oath :)
2013-07-20 12:46:55 PM  

Mr Rogers is aroused: great.  Secretive, SS style earpieces.  Can't wait till we have google contact lenses instead of glasses.  who needs a camera matrix when you can equip the citizens, then use the NSA grid to intercept all of their video feeds on it's way to the servers.  Yeah yeah, tinfoil hat.

Heh wow dude, must be a blast being you.
2013-07-20 02:12:22 PM  
Never mind that. When are we going to get Metal Gear Solid codecs?
2013-07-20 02:37:46 PM  
O.R.B. in the hands of the general public?  Step back, Brock's got this...

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2013-07-20 03:37:09 PM  

houstondragon: B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

/I'd want my ringtone to be the Green Lantern oath :)

I want mine to be Gandalf reciting the One Ring inscription.   I'll check back when/if its out of the vaporware phase.
2013-07-20 05:39:50 PM  
Wow, I bet the battery in that has a charge that lasts for... minutes.
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