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(Orlando Sentinel)   Routine traffic stop ends with a felon taking a bite out of a cop's arm (W/pic of the flesh wound)   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, traffic stops, Brian Wood, automotive lighting  
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2013-07-19 11:27:40 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-19 11:43:24 PM  
3 votes:

The other white meat....
2013-07-19 10:59:19 PM  
2 votes:
Help take a bite out of crime law enforcement.
2013-07-19 10:17:35 PM  
2 votes:
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Orlando, in just under a month.

2013-07-20 12:02:18 AM  
1 vote:
You have the right to bare arms.

They're tasty.
2013-07-19 11:50:10 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: Lachwen: digitalrain: FTA: "...detected a strong smell of marijuana .."

What do you want to bet that they find something *other* than THC in the dude's blood?

That's what I'm thinking.  What with the "ignoring being tazed" thing my guess is PCP.

That or Bath Salts

Yeah...between the biting a chunk of flesh out of the officer's arm + ignoring being tazed,
bath salts was my first guess too.

Someone's gonna figure out how to aerosolize and weaponize bath salts and next thing
you know, BAM! zombie apocalypse.
2013-07-19 11:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
Gorram Reavers
2013-07-19 10:57:26 PM  
1 vote:
Akil Asim Horsford

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