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(NW Florida Daily News)   It's 4:15 in the morning and there's a deputy behind me with his lights and siren activated. I wonder what he wants?   ( nwfdailynews.com) divider line
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2013-07-19 03:15:32 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-19 03:44:10 PM  
2 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: Once heard this line from a guy who billed himself as the world's funniest Canadian:

You think that's bad?
I have to work with a Canuk like that.

"you know? when I lived up in Yellowknife, You know how cold it got? Lemme tell you. It got so cold up there.  Now you guys have a different temperature, but it got cold up there. Let me tell you. you know how cold it got? One time. This one time I was up there, and it got so cold. ...."

You can tell they don't have guns up there.
2013-07-19 03:22:26 PM  
2 votes:
2013-07-19 03:14:43 PM  
2 votes:
Geez, if he wants to pass, he should just go around me.

I'm already going 40 over the limit.
2013-07-19 06:39:13 PM  
1 vote:
The article doesn't show a pic of the cop, but I'll bet he's the crackeriest cracker what ever cracked a cracker.
2013-07-19 05:01:56 PM  
1 vote:

BlckDv: Wait; if the guy was going 30 over the limit, and he drove for "almost a mile" before pulling over.... that would be for less than a minute with a 30 MPH limit, and under 40 seconds at 60 MPH limit; if it took him 10-20 seconds to realize the cop was not trying to pass him; I don't think it's that outrageous. I've looked for a public place to pull over rather than the side of a busy road when a cop was behind me before, I thought it was nice to the cop to not make him have to walk in traffic. Maybe not the most immediate pulling over but not exactly ignoring the cop and going about your business, not sure why his time to stop is a story, strikes me as a slow news day.

Hey, we'll have none of that reasonable opinion here. This is the thread where cop-suckers and racists butt heads with paranoids and law haters.
2013-07-19 04:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-19 04:40:51 PM  
1 vote:
None of this would've happened if those two guys had just killed themselves at birth, way too many living people all over the place making stupid situations out of stuff.
2013-07-19 03:56:59 PM  
1 vote:

IdBeCrazyIf: megarian: Butt sex. And cocaine.

That's why its polite to snort it off the hookers ass, the cocaine numbs it so going in dry ain't as bad

See? The world still has people with manners. Thank you.
2013-07-19 03:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
Mitt Romney wants to play a joke on you.
2013-07-19 03:21:49 PM  
1 vote:
You are either:
A) A troll
B) An idiot
C) On drugs
D) 2 or more of the above
2013-07-19 03:16:25 PM  
1 vote:
"Is Fo Fiften in da mornin' an dere's eh dep-pew-tee behin' meh wif hiz laahtz ohn an sireeen ackteevated. Ah wonner wut he wahnz??"
2013-07-19 03:13:46 PM  
1 vote:
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard
I'm sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you're gone
2013-07-19 02:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
He wants you to stop driving on the sidewalk
2013-07-19 02:10:51 PM  
1 vote:
If he's the reason why the cops drove by my house at 4:15am with the sirens blaring, I'm going to kick his ass myself.
2013-07-19 02:06:03 PM  
1 vote:
He wants to rape you.
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