Babbs: WayneKerr: Dogs die. That's what they do.So do people. But I feel worse when dogs die than I do when most people die. Cause, you know, people suck. And you are proof.
WayneKerr: Dogs die. That's what they do.
Pray 4 Mojo: So here's something I always wondered... and since were having a ripping good dead dog thread...When it was time for my Lab to go. I fryed up a steak and sat on the floor feeding her little pieces while she curled up next to me. My other dog (who I freely admit I regularly called "Other Dog") sat a little ways away and waited for his piece... which he only got one of when we were done.The Lab and I leave... and I come back with only her leash and collar... and other dog was really upset.So... question is... when the time came for HIS steak and cuddling... was he thinking, "Oh Fark me. I'm gonna disappear now."
Lachwen: My family and I have always been cat people. [snip for readability]
FarkingReading: We are going to tell the girl the truth. We decided long ago not to lie to our kids. My grandmother died two years ago and my parents' dog died three years ago and our girl has strong memories of both. So we're going to tell her that they were lonely in heaven and needed a new friend.
imnotadoctor: I saw this on Reddit earlier and thought it was lovely...
thefatbasturd: So on Wed. we called on a request for foster homes for a litter of puppies. By the time we called they had been taken by a rescue org. so we weren't needed.Then we went to the grocery store that night. As we leave some kids are talking about the dog outside. Wasn't a dog. Was a tiny puppy who still had her milk teeth and she was down by a busy street in a grassy area of the lot by herself. Fiancee went to check on her.Two days later: Her name is Jean Louise. But her daddy calls her Scout. Guess it was fated for us to get a dog that day. Wish I was tech savvy enough to post a pic. of her and her big sister Angel who absolutely ADORES her.
Pray 4 Mojo: teenytinycornteeth: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? WHY?/weeping uncontrollably//take your dusty room and cram itOkay... let's tell funny dog stories.I brought a chick home one time... we go to bed... and my dog jumps up there with us. Chick says... "I'm doing this with your dog in here." So I kicked her out. Fark you biatch... my dog was here first.Now somebody else tell a better one...
bambi121899: Glad to see this story. It's a nice contrast to the other dog story that happened in the Twin Cities this week. WARNING: you'll want to punch your monitor. And cry. http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_23688659/savage-man-accused-be a ting-dog-sledgehammer
Harry Freakstorm: FarkingReading: I came to Fark for a laugh this morning after getting some pretty rotten news and then I saw this. Ug.Oh, and what was that rotten news? The 6-month-old puppy that is my 6-year-old's favorite thing in the world has to be put to sleep. It's being done today and we have to tell her tonight. This is going to be rough.For the right amount, I'll 'break' into your 'house' and 'steal' said 'puppy' from your 'child'. But you're gonna have to take to pup to the vet. I've had to do that with a cocker spaniel and two cats. It doesn't get easier.To make it look good, I'll also grab the big screen (non refundable) cause we don't want the kid to ask you in ten years "Why did the bad man only take my puppy and pistol whip daddy?"
jankyboy: "It would have been better if men and dogs grew from boyhood and puppyhood together, and in so doing pass on together. However, nature is not so ordered. So long as there are dogs and men, dogs will die, and men will weep for them." -- Burton Spiller
darth_badger: [blog.seattlepi.com image 275x378]This dog is dead too.
Pray 4 Mojo: stuhayes2010: Had to put my boxer down of only 10 years, I still get depressed about it. Looking for him sleeping on the couch.Worst time for me was the first few days of coming home to a quiet house...
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