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(The Sun)   Student is blue about her cheese phobia, camember what caused it. That's not gouda   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-19 09:55:05 AM  
Great job pun-master general!
2013-07-19 09:55:10 AM  
And the only photo is her in front of a plate of cheese. Phobia huh?
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2013-07-19 09:55:49 AM  
Camembert, subby. So close.
2013-07-19 09:56:40 AM  
Maybe it'll change as she gets older.
Lots of good things come fromage.
2013-07-19 09:57:32 AM  

mbillips: Camembert, subby. So close.

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'It's not much of a cheese shop, now is it?'
2013-07-19 09:58:19 AM  
Afraid of all cheeses?
Even Venezuela Beaver Cheese?
2013-07-19 10:01:30 AM  

mbillips: Camembert, subby. So close.

And bleu if you want to be shallow and pedantic.
2013-07-19 10:01:42 AM  

Student is blue
bleu about her cheese phobia
2013-07-19 10:02:20 AM  

AgentPothead: And the only photo is her in front of a plate of cheese. Phobia huh?
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Those journalists are muensters. Anything for a story.
2013-07-19 10:02:22 AM  
What about dick cheese? I'm asking for a friend.
2013-07-19 10:03:06 AM  
2013-07-19 10:04:14 AM  
Subby, they broke the mold when they made you. Don't let these critics stand in your whey. Don't let them rind you down.
2013-07-19 10:05:51 AM  
At first I read that as 'chess phobia'. Then I started thinking about the kind of a person who would have a chess phobia. Then I started to wonder what's up with all the cheese jokes.
2013-07-19 10:06:38 AM  
And does she have a phobia about cutting the cheese?
2013-07-19 10:11:50 AM  
Isn't this a repeat?  I think havarti seen this one.
2013-07-19 10:13:56 AM  
So, she throws a feta when she sees cheese? She must Swiss she were free of this complex.
2013-07-19 10:18:27 AM  
As long as she's not blue about her waffle phobia.
2013-07-19 10:25:51 AM  
So, the orda of the day is "Don't edam the cheese"?
2013-07-19 10:28:24 AM  
Girl is crazy. Cheese is about the best food ever.
2013-07-19 11:58:55 AM  
At first I didn't quite get the headline, then I switched pronounciation on Gouda and chuckled.
2013-07-19 12:18:52 PM  
Then I said, "I don't know, Mozzarella with you?"
2013-07-19 02:25:43 PM  
Step 1:  Starve her for a week.

2013-07-19 04:22:49 PM  
Enough with these cheesy puns!
2013-07-19 04:45:06 PM  
I don't have a cheese phobia; I just don't like cheese.
2013-07-19 04:59:34 PM  
Frankly, my dear, I don't give Edam.
2013-07-19 07:27:58 PM  
No sir, she's not fondu it.
2013-07-20 02:19:17 PM  
She's lucky she doesn't have the phobia of thinking that somewhere, somehow, a duck is eating your cheese.

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