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(New York Daily News)   Brooklyn man, who was promised rooftop sex with two women, falls hard after being let down, robbed   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-07-18 11:58:47 PM  
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Three toughs were waiting on the roof of the building on Fourth Ave. near 47th St. in Sunset Park, the sources said, and at some point the men attacked Reichl.

Who still uses the word "toughs"?

I bet those toughs split the spinach will the broads before the coppers and dicks could get wind of their flimflam sham, see?
2013-07-18 11:47:26 PM  
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2013-07-19 04:22:48 AM  
1 vote:
Would rooftop sex have given the man a bad case of shingles?
2013-07-19 12:11:18 AM  
1 vote:
Memo to men 50 and older (including myself):

If a 20-something year old woman offers you sex with seemingly no strings attached, RUN THE FARK AWAY.

You are being set up for humiliation, blackmail, robbery, death, or all four.


And the good looking ones over 40 probably do not want to fark you, either.

Take solace in the fact that 99.9 of men that do no off themselves before age 50 will suffer the same fate. The only exceptions will be millionaires, and in those cases the women they are farking are just biding their time until the man keels over, to get their hands on his wealth.

You have been warned.
2013-07-19 12:10:55 AM  
1 vote:

strathmeyer: Am I the only one seeing greyed out text over the second half of the article and all of the pictures?? I've been having the same problem with a lot of other links.

It's a simple fix. Just bring your computer to the roof of your apartment building. My friend Jasmyn and I are licensed computer repair geeks, promise.
2013-07-18 11:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-18 11:51:17 PM  
1 vote:
Kamikaze from
The hundredth floor
Swan dive to the street
He couldn't handle
This madness no more
He craved that sweeter meat
2013-07-18 10:59:29 PM  
1 vote:
He was either drunk, or the most naive man in NYC.
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