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(New York Daily News)   Brooklyn man, who was promised rooftop sex with two women, falls hard after being let down, robbed   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-07-18 10:59:29 PM  
2 votes:
He was either drunk, or the most naive man in NYC.
2013-07-19 04:52:10 AM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: Fallout Boy: These women wont fark a man for 2 grand but will mug and kill him for 2 grand. Farking prunes.

It's more like they won't fark him for $1000 each but they'll rob and kill him for $400 each (assuming they even got an equal share with the three guys)

I always laughed at the movie Rolling Thunder, this POW comes back from Vietnam, the town gives him 2,555 silver dollars, one for each day he was captive. Five guys band together to rob him of the coins, kill his family and then escape to Mexico. So that's their big score, each of them gets about $500 in the least convenient format possible and then flees the country. The good life!

Well, some silver dollars are worth quite a lot.  Even the non-special ones would have been worth about four bucks back then if they were actual 0.90  silver coins.  So they got more like $2000 each.  Still obviously not "set for life" money, even in 1977.

But the thing is robbery can't be a way of life yet it happens every day.  Someone robs a liquor store and gets a couple hundred bucks.  To make even a crappy living at that, they have to consistently pull it off a couple times a week indefinitely without ever getting caught.  A hundred robberies a year.  Just the slightest bit of forward thinking shows that this can't work.  You're absolutely going to get caught if Apu doesn't shoot you first.

But, despite the minimal reward and extreme risk, retail stores get robbed all the time.  Hell, people rob pizza drivers for a couple pizzas and a few dollars in change.

So I don't find it unbelievable that a group of petty criminals would consider $10,000 worth of silver the score of a lifetime.  Heck, even the face value of the coins might be enough.  Sometimes I wonder if there's some sort of brain defect in petty criminals that renders them incapable of forward thinking beyond the next few hours.
2013-07-19 12:11:18 AM  
1 vote:
Memo to men 50 and older (including myself):

If a 20-something year old woman offers you sex with seemingly no strings attached, RUN THE FARK AWAY.

You are being set up for humiliation, blackmail, robbery, death, or all four.


And the good looking ones over 40 probably do not want to fark you, either.

Take solace in the fact that 99.9 of men that do no off themselves before age 50 will suffer the same fate. The only exceptions will be millionaires, and in those cases the women they are farking are just biding their time until the man keels over, to get their hands on his wealth.

You have been warned.
2013-07-18 11:58:24 PM  
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