jimmyego: I want to sympathize, but since when was "rooftop sex" not a tip-off that things might be amiss?
you are a puppet: From the rooftops shout it out BABY IM READY TO DIIIIIIIIIIE
fusillade762: Three toughs were waiting on the roof"Toughs"? Who still talks like that?you are a puppet: From the rooftops shout it out BABY IM READY TO DIIIIIIIIIIEI dig that song but they were terrible live.
ambassador_ahab: Something like this happened to me once but they only stole the money and some other valuables and left me passed the fark out in my own bed.
BadReligion: Well, did you cum or what?
you are a puppet: Fallout Boy: These women wont fark a man for 2 grand but will mug and kill him for 2 grand. Farking prunes.It's more like they won't fark him for $1000 each but they'll rob and kill him for $400 each (assuming they even got an equal share with the three guys)I always laughed at the movie Rolling Thunder, this POW comes back from Vietnam, the town gives him 2,555 silver dollars, one for each day he was captive. Five guys band together to rob him of the coins, kill his family and then escape to Mexico. So that's their big score, each of them gets about $500 in the least convenient format possible and then flees the country. The good life!
jtown: But the thing is robbery can't be a way of life
sendtodave: Mock26: Reading between the lines: He thought they were escorts. Why else would he have $2,000 in cash on him?Round trip flight from New york to Bangkok is about two grand. Or the Ukraine.Would have been money better spent in this case.
I sound fat: jimmyego: I want to sympathize, but since when was "rooftop sex" not a tip-off that things might be amiss?There were times before mrs i sound fat came along that I would have been hard up enough to take the risk.what I dont get is there are 3 men and 2 women against 1 guy... why did they have to mace him at all? He does not look like Jet Li.
BadReligion: wombatsrus: Memo to men 50 and older (including myself):If a 20-something year old woman offers you sex with seemingly no strings attached, RUN THE FARK AWAY.To be fair, sometimes the girl just has daddy issues or wants to get back at a boyfriend/ex boyfriend by slumming with some old dude. And some young sluts will give it up if you buy them enough drinks. Not all 20ish girls getting with old men are there to rob him, just most.
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