rkiller1: [i.imgur.com image 269x300]Approved.
Dl_white_power: 1 pipe, 3 arrests?
noitsnot: Back when I was a bike mechanic we had a shop bong.Didn't everybody?
skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds.
ChipNASA: It comes with an Asian Masseuse as your toy?[memecrunch.com image 375x500]
Ego edo infantia cattus: Look, this isn't news. (I know, it's Fark) Fast food workers do drugs on the job, and if you've ever stooped to working fast food, you know why. The proper and humane thing to do would be to go back to the window and give the pipe back discretely.
Mock26: noitsnot: Back when I was a bike mechanic we had a shop bong.Didn't everybody?One of my fellow mechanics turned his bike seat into a bong. Everything was machined and threaded and stowed away in the seat tube. He once got stopped by the police for blowing through a stop sign and he a couple ounces of weed in the bike and they never suspected a thing.
ChipNASA: It comes with an Asian Masseuse as your toy?
Sin_City_Superhero: skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds.This was actually a Hippy Meal.
skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds. You happy now, subby?
strangeluck: Hopefully the family won't go full tilt stupid and file a lawsuit over their snowflake being damaged for life, or some b.s. Just let the cops handle it.
KingKauff: FTFA: Dundee police report that a 23-year-old employee says he put the pipe in the box to hide it while he worked and he didn't mean to give it out.Dude too stoned to realize that he could've hid the pipe in his pocket?
Russ1642: That is exactly the level of intelligence I've come to expect from a McDonalds employeec'mon is that comment really fair? who do you expect flipping burgers? Einstein? it's kids, really old people, people with no education. and a few who are just down on their luck. if your looking for a Mensa meeting, try golden corral.
mama2tnt: KingKauff: FTFA: Dundee police report that a 23-year-old employee says he put the pipe in the box to hide it while he worked and he didn't mean to give it out.Dude too stoned to realize that he could've hid the pipe in his pocket?Came here to say this./Not that I'd knowwell, I would say it was stashed in the box so the other employees would know where it was and sneak a hit when they could get a minute alone without passing a pipe around. who's going to question you with a happy meal box?/your right you wouldn't know
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