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2013-07-18 11:27:45 AM  
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I_Am_Weasel: It must be tough to lose an eye.  Fortunately, he's too legit to quit.

It's a good thing he wasn't a reggae artist.  Then he would have lost eye and eye.
2013-07-18 09:28:16 AM  
3 votes:
Trust me.  I know what I'm doing.
2013-07-18 11:08:41 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: If only there was a song about this kind of thing.

But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.

I think about ways to kill every single person I meet.
2013-07-18 11:38:07 AM  
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Whitman Mayo wanted for questioning.

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