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(Huffington Post)   Former Baywatch actress uses Kickstarter to fund a documentary to find Noah's Ark. The entire documentary will be shot in slow motion   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-07-18 01:29:43 PM  
11 votes:
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2013-07-18 12:26:59 PM  
3 votes:
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Found it!
2013-07-18 11:25:41 AM  
3 votes:
She can stop looking for the Ark. It's being handled by top men.

2013-07-18 01:13:05 PM  
2 votes:
What shameful things did she see and do while married to Nikki Sixx that she made this her life's work?
2013-07-18 10:37:05 AM  
2 votes:
Noah ran a floating whorehouse up and down Mesopotamia.
2013-07-18 05:18:32 PM  
1 vote:

Old enough to know better: Since there are so many glaciers on the mountain, any large object like a huge boat would have been swept down the mountainside long before now.

Also since the mountain is so steep and treacherous it begs the question of how some of the more center-of-balance-challenged animals made it down in one piece...

/ looking at you 15,000 lb elephant in the room
2013-07-18 03:16:30 PM  
1 vote:
Wait.....I thought they already found it...

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2013-07-18 02:30:11 PM  
1 vote:

ColSanders: Beeblebrox: fu-pa fu-pa fu-pa...


2013-07-18 02:23:53 PM  
1 vote:

Beeblebrox: fu-pa fu-pa fu-pa...

2013-07-18 01:13:09 PM  
1 vote:

Disgruntled Goat: If the world flooded, where did the water recede to?

Oo! Oo! I know this one. It was explained to me by a fundy.
It seems that after the flood god lifted the excess water off of the Earth and put it into space.
Here's where it get good.
He went on to explain that this water is the dark matter that we keep searching for.
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2013-07-18 01:02:33 PM  
1 vote:
fu-pa fu-pa fu-pa...
2013-07-18 12:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to start a Kickstarter to fund my search for proof of Gozer's appearance during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants. I'm certain I can find the remains of the giant Sloar if only I have enough money and support.
2013-07-18 12:41:47 PM  
1 vote:

HAMMERTOE: For the same reason that the story of Jesus parallels the story of Horus so closely.

EH? I just did a quick scan of the Horus entry in Wiki, and they don't sound alike at all.

/Lemme guess, Bill Maher told you.
2013-07-18 12:34:16 PM  
1 vote:
In my day a Fark topic like this would be full of languidly oscillating female bodies not theological discussions.

/kids today
2013-07-18 12:28:13 PM  
1 vote:

FuryOfFirestorm: That's another thing I don't get about the whole Noah's Ark myth: why have Noah make the ark when God can just snap his fingers and BLAM! Instant ark! Heck, why even flood the Earth in the first place? God could have saved a lot of time and effort by smiting all the wicked instead. Seems a lot better than waiting for an old man to make an ark that has enough room for his family, two of every animal on Earth, food and potable water for every person and animal, and still have space to put away the piles upon piles of feces being produced.

AT that point, LEAN processes didn't exist, so God didn't understand efficiency.

That's what I'm going with...
2013-07-18 12:24:24 PM  
1 vote:
Bless her still-hot dumb blonde heart!
2013-07-18 12:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
If I were Noah, I would have "accidentally" overlooked mosquitoes.
2013-07-18 12:07:04 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to do a Kickstarter for an expedition to find unicorn fossils.
2013-07-18 11:56:47 AM  
1 vote:

miscreant: Shryke: The smartest person to ever live was deeply religious. Figure that.

Who are you claiming is the "smartest person to ever live"?

I'd put in a vote for Mr. Rogers, personally.
2013-07-18 11:47:52 AM  
1 vote:

b2theory: Diogenes: How do you carbon date a metaphor?

The word you were looking for is myth.

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2013-07-18 11:40:06 AM  
1 vote:
There was a great quote from someone at National Geographic about Noah's Ark expeditions:

"Whenever someone goes looking for Noah's Ark, they almost always find it."
2013-07-18 11:29:21 AM  
1 vote:
It's already been done.

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2013-07-18 11:24:32 AM  
1 vote:
Found it!

It was in a parking lot all along.

2013-07-18 11:21:55 AM  
1 vote:

Disgruntled Goat: If the world flooded, where did the water recede to?

It simply flowed back into the Abyss of Waters.

Here's a technical schematic that illustrates this question (warning - science content ahead):

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2013-07-18 11:18:21 AM  
1 vote:
I should do a kickstarter to find Jack's beanstalk. I hear it reached all the way up to the clouds where giants lived. If we're looking for make believe thing a clue where the golden goose lives is more useful.
2013-07-18 11:14:20 AM  
1 vote:
I'd link the Joe Rogan stand up bit on Noahs Ark but the only videos I can find are ones recorded with what I can only assume is a BETA.
2013-07-18 11:04:25 AM  
1 vote:
Here I am.

I'm ready for my close-up, Ms. D'Errico . . .
2013-07-18 10:50:56 AM  
1 vote:

biyaaatci: She was featured in the very first of the dozens of Playboy I shoplifted from Waldenbooks.

An old tradition I remember well ... but you might have to explain to some of the younger folks 'round here what at least two of those words mean, and why it was necessary in the first place.
2013-07-18 10:39:51 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: The volcanic explosion of Santorini is suspected of having caused widespread changes to the geography of the region. I read an interesting piece that tried to correlate the cascading effects with the biblical parting of the Red Sea and plagues of Egypt. Not sure if I buy it, but it was pretty interesting to consider.

Don't be silly, Velikovsky explained how all the biblical events were caused by a giant asteroid passing by earth (and then becoming Venus).
2013-07-18 10:36:23 AM  
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b2theory: Mugato: The animals thing aside, it'd be pretty hard to flood the entire world except one mountain in only 40 days of rain. The grand canyon alone would be impossible to fill. Waterworld was not a documentary.

That's your only issue with the flood? How about the fact that there isn't enough water on the planet to make such a thing happen. There isn't enough moisture in the atmosphere to raise the oceans by 2 inches let alone hundreds to thousands of feet.

But god can make as much rain as he wants, as quick as he wants, then dry it away with his almighty hair dryer.
2013-07-18 09:56:38 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: nekom: While I of course don't believe that 2 of every living creature once lived on a boat, it is interesting that so many ancient tales speak of a great flood.  Everywhere from Gilgamesh to the old stories of Native Americans.  Could it be that an asteroid caused a mega-tsunami seen around the world?  Or maybe it's just that every culture had experienced some pretty gnarly floods at one point in time.

See Jung and archetypes.

Common symbolic themes in our mythologies.

No way! Dragons are real. How else would every civilization have mythical dragons?
2013-07-18 09:52:06 AM  
1 vote:
How do you carbon date a metaphor?
2013-07-18 09:48:14 AM  
1 vote:
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