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(AZ Family)   A man is found dead in the desert. He is wearing a backpack containing two reptiles. There are no other footprints near the body. How did he die?   ( azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Daniel Genaro, Fish Department, Cochise County Sheriff's Office  
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2013-07-17 09:15:50 PM  
4 votes:
He died of Arizona in July.

In other news, we have a state reptile?
2013-07-18 07:49:12 AM  
2 votes:
The Cochise County Sheriff's Office

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2013-07-18 02:40:32 AM  
2 votes:
I'll go with exposure, hypothermia or dehydration related causes

2013-07-17 09:28:35 PM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: In other news, we have a state reptile?

Should be the Gila monster.
2013-07-17 09:15:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-17 09:07:24 PM  
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2013-07-18 05:24:04 AM  
1 vote:
As the balloon lost altitude, the men took of their clothes and threw them overboard to decrease the weight of the balloon. The balloon continued to drop so the men drew straws to see who would be forced to jump. The dead man in the desert drew the shortest one (the half toothpick).
2013-07-18 05:00:52 AM  
1 vote:
paging Jonathan Creek
2013-07-18 04:14:52 AM  
1 vote:
He had severe Von Recklinghausen's Neurofibromatosis. One of the internal fibroids which, over the years, had attached to his proximal aorta finally caused a weakening of the vascular wall leading to an inevitable dissecting aortic aneurysm. The pain was too much, it was as if an invisible railroad spike was stabbing him through his chest and out of his back. He thought about some reptiles. He thought about his pregnant daughter living in St. Croix. He thought he heard his wife's voice calling to him .. his wife who had died so long ago. He looked up and she was standing in front of him .. telling him, "It's not your time, yet. You have much to do here." The pain seemed to abate somewhat, and as he struggled to his feet she whispered to him, "I'm just screwing with you." The aneurysm erupted into and throughout his mediastinum. He felt like a hand grenade had gone off inside of him. His body fell limp onto the earth. He was, as they say in Texas, D.R.T.

Dead Right There.
2013-07-18 04:13:14 AM  
1 vote:
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Was there a tortoise?
2013-07-18 04:09:15 AM  
1 vote:
Seen fleeing from the scene:
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2013-07-18 04:04:03 AM  
1 vote:
He fell out of the ISS, where he was doing zero-gee experiments on reptiles.
2013-07-18 03:53:16 AM  
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ecmoRandomNumbers: He died of Arizona in July.

Cause of death: Being Outside in July

In other news, we have a state reptile?

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2013-07-18 12:58:01 AM  
1 vote:
Arizona desert in July.  I'm guessing he was poached.
2013-07-17 10:42:52 PM  
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violentsalvation: ecmoRandomNumbers: In other news, we have a state reptile?

Should be the Gila monster.

I know, right? And the state bird should be a rabid bat. All of our state symbols should be able to kill you.
2013-07-17 10:22:04 PM  
1 vote:

Shostie: Is one of them Voight-Kampf questions?

You're not helping. Why is that?
2013-07-17 09:16:29 PM  
1 vote:
Was Jane naked?
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