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(AZ Family)   Don't you hate it when you're throwing a party at your house while your parents are out of town and some older dude shows up uninvited and ruins everything by dying? Me too   ( azfamily.com) divider line
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2013-07-17 01:28:20 PM  
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/I don't think he died though...
2013-07-17 01:35:01 PM  
Kid 'n Play meet Bernie.
2013-07-17 01:52:07 PM  
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2013-07-17 02:01:43 PM  
Did they dust for vomit?
2013-07-17 02:06:14 PM  
See this is why you should live by a lake. Always ready for impromptu Viking burials.
2013-07-17 02:09:47 PM  
Anyone sure he died there?

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2013-07-17 02:23:34 PM  
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2013-07-17 02:32:39 PM  
Let this be a lesson to not be "that guy". There was always one older dude way out of high school creeping around the parties.
2013-07-17 02:40:27 PM  
What a party! Even a dead body. Their peers will have a heck of a time trying to top that.
2013-07-17 02:51:56 PM  
Drop the farker off in the dumpster behind the nearest 7-11 and party on!

/kids these days, can't do anything right.
2013-07-17 02:57:31 PM  
Did they magic marker him when passed out?
2013-07-17 03:26:55 PM  
Wow, I work about 1/3 mile from there.
2013-07-17 03:56:44 PM  
Sounds like creepy old dude had one too many jello shots, and alcohol poisoned himself to death or choked on his own puke.
2013-07-17 04:20:19 PM  

SDRR: Drop the farker off in the dumpster behind the nearest 7-11 and party on!

/kids these days, can't do anything right.

I passed by there on the way to work this morning. While there isn't a 7-11 right near there, they did have a choice of a couple of convenience stores, a Staples, and a Del Taco. If they'd been really industrious, they could have dumped him in the cemetery less than a quarter mile away.

/Lazy bastards.
2013-07-17 04:36:36 PM  
I was wondering why everybody looked so young and I didn't know any of them.


2013-07-17 07:01:06 PM  
Man, the dude was only 35!  yeah, a little old for a h.s. party (unless it's your house). but he couldn't hang? I don't get it. 35? what p*ssy.
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