jaerik: I never really understood this expression."Hey, do I ever have good news for you! You probably didn't know this, but you're doomed to burn in hell fire for all eternity due to actions you didn't know were wrong and you were programmed to inexorably want to do anyway! In fact, there's basically nothing you can do to completely avoid the actions that will result in your eternal punishment, as mankind is flawed from the start. But hey, if you join our group and beg, plead, and donate money in a desperate bid for forgiveness for your ongoing and inescapable humanity, you might have a decent chance of getting out of it."Good news, indeed.
jcooli09: I don't get the hero tag.
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Hey Eric Cantor -THIS is what you're in bed with. In the eyes of your "buddies" you will always be a second-class citizen, stained with the guilt of Christ's murder. How foolish must you be to think that with all their hateful rhetoric against gays, blacks, muslims, atheists and immigrants that they somehow forgot about Jews? You're on that list, buddy, and you always will be.
markie_farkie: So wait, Jews in Israel means the GOP sucks their cocks, but Jews in America means "CONVERT OR ELSE, JESUS HATING BASTARD!"Ok, got it.
sigdiamond2000: Everyone in the room knew that "the brotherhood" was code for the gang of moderate senators who seek compromise instead of advancing a conservative agenda in the Senate. While Young said coming back to Iowa every weekend will keep him grounded, Clovis stated that there's nothing out there that's going to tempt or impress him. He then said, as a fighter pilot, he's flown at the speed of sound, seen the curvature of the Earth, and is married to the love of his life. Good answer.Yes, "good answer" in the sense that it's utterly nonsensical.
Slaxl: Dr Dreidel: If Chuck went through any schooling where they teach anything remotely related to Middle Ages/European history, I think he's already heard the "good" news.[crusades.jpg]Don't be silly. The crusades were a just struggle to reclaim the holy land from the insidious Saracen.
hardinparamedic: Cyberluddite: hardinparamedic: Jesus Saves because he always has epic dice rollsIn fact, that's where the phrase "holy roller" originates. "Come 7, come 11, for only through me shalt thou get to heaven!"Jesus is a pretty cool character. He's got no cooldown on Exorcism and Lay on Hands. The only bad part about it is that when you die, the rez timer has a 3 day window.
DamnYankees: Aarontology: DamnYankees: What good news is this? As a Jew I assume I must have not heard about it yet.Free latkes.Damn, that is good news.
Cyberluddite: hardinparamedic: Jesus Saves because he always has epic dice rollsIn fact, that's where the phrase "holy roller" originates. "Come 7, come 11, for only through me shalt thou get to heaven!"
Aarontology: DamnYankees: What good news is this? As a Jew I assume I must have not heard about it yet.Free latkes.
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