rmcooper4: This has me conflicted. On one hand, this video is another example of how terrible conservative humor is. On the other, it highlights the stupidity of bro-masculinity pretty darn well. Hmmm...
thurstonxhowell: If you are attempting to bed a woman and the concept of abortion comes up in conversation, you have done something horribly, horribly wrong. Burn your pick up strategy to the ground and start again.
gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.FTFY.
LectertheChef: Bro choice? Really? Someone actually wants to make that a thing? Anybody who doesn't think that phrase is douchetastic needs to have their genitals eaten by rats.
rmcooper4: You didn't get me a Power Wheel for Christmas 1990./bitter
Lando Lincoln: Post some conservative humor comics. Those are always a blast.
Pocket Ninja: This is actually true. If you've never tried it before, you need to do this: Go up to the most attractive single woman in a bar, sit down next to her, lean in real close, and whisper in her ear the following: "I don't wear condoms, but don't worry, I'm pro-choice. Wanna bang a few out?" She'll be on you before you can blink. I swear to god this has worked so many times it's not even funny. You can buy her a drink if you want to, but it totally won't be necessary.
Alphax: Well, this is a weird troll thread. And Supersized to the Main page, too.
Lando Lincoln: Watching_Epoxy_Cure: I feel you may have got stung with that New Yorker jibe--do you want to share? You are among friends.No, I don't want to share, I want to read some conservative humor. Let's see it.
WhoopAssWayne: You know, if you really want fark to become a liberal circle-jerk like r/politics you're going to get exactly what you ask for drew/modmins.
Duke_leto_Atredes: Iq test required for having kids120 or above and finish at least a 2 year college degree. Or a trade school certificate.Also permits for ten years of military service
Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Molavian: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]That guy's hilarious! Right up there with The New Yorker.They are indeed on the bleeding edge of all those folks who enjoy thinking the exact same way about the important things.
WhoopAssWayne: Flutie is rested and ready.
WhoopAssWayne: Watching_Epoxy_Cure: You read reddit. /sorry.Don't apologize. I'm just glad people are replying at all and I wasn't shadow-banned forever after my epic drunk the other night.
WhoopAssWayne: Conservative Humor: What's r/politics?Just assuming the sarcasm button is off, trying to be helpful, it's a default forum on reddit - http://www.reddit.com/r/politics
Molavian: L Buff: Meanwhile ... Republican pickup lines:[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x506]That guy's hilarious! Right up there with The New Yorker.
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Conservative Humor: gweilo8888: cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.FTFY.My Mom said I was an accident. Does that make me unintentional?
theorellior: gweilo8888: You're too late, and trying too hard. Pocket Ninja already brought the funny, and now you just seem like the warm-up act who arrived after the show was over.You're being harsh, bro. Pocket Ninja was using more of a generic young guy persona, I was going with a complete brodude characterization. I think they both complement and enhance each other.
cc_rider: Unintentional conservative humor is best the only conservative humor.
theorellior: Totes true, bro. After lax prax one day my slampiece was givin' me dome, which was chill, but I wanted some pink. I told her if she got preggers we could see a bro of mine who knows a doc, get it set up. She was so hot for that she was chill. We even did it standing up, which like helps keep the swimmers down. I'm sensitive like that. Then she made me a sandwich, got me a Natty. So chill.
GORDON: TheDirtyNacho: Its just simple math. The majority of college age women (or american women in general, actually) are pro-choice. For many in this set of women, it is a core belief - the opposite being a repulsor that decreases the chance they will have much to do with you.So, if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, go with the majority.Someone should venn diagram it for clarity.95% of everything a man in his 20's does and says is in the pursuit of getting laid. OF COURSE you say you are pro-choice. Or even pro-life, if you are trying to bang that hot church girl.
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