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(Above the Law)   Worse than failing the bar exam: "Her parents saved enough money from farming cocaine to buy her a plane ticket here so we can raise the baby in your basement"   ( divider line
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11071 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2013 at 2:50 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-16 03:17:28 PM  
2 votes:
That guy's handwriting is the extent that I call BS on this, because only women have handwriting that nice.
2013-07-16 06:54:17 PM  
1 vote:
Can't read it. It's in cursive
2013-07-16 03:36:04 PM  
1 vote:
So he's not going to sign the birth certificate? Jerk. That's the last time he gets free cocaine from me.
2013-07-16 03:17:40 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: That's the whole point of the article. The author is preparing to fail the bar. He has written a letter to send to his parents in the event that he fails the bar exam

Considering he thinks a woman he theoretically would impregnate in July would be due in January, I'd say his chances of failure are pretty high.
2013-07-16 03:06:00 PM  
1 vote:
The experience is absolutely mortifying because for the first time in your life, you've been beaten by a test.

If it is considered abnormal to fail tests, schools really need to increase their standards.
2013-07-16 03:01:42 PM  
1 vote:
They're already disappointed in you for becoming a lawyer.
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