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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Jell-O shots, monkeys, cable ... odd things get into Ohio budget   ( news.cincinnati.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Duke Energy, Ohio House, Brent Spence Bridge, appropriations  
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2013-07-16 09:49:50 AM  
I'm going to tell you this one time; don't do Jell-O shots with your spider monkey.
2013-07-16 11:03:22 AM  
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2013-07-16 11:05:36 AM  
None of those seem particularly egregious except for the gas cleanup, which was vetoed.  You make a mess, you pay to clean it up.  You don't get to force your customers to pay it for it for you.
2013-07-16 11:05:49 AM  
Only in Ohio. And I will tell you, Duke Energy sucks. My folks only had one power out before Duke..that was the tornado, in the late 70's! (Which we watched from the front porch! O_0 ).
2013-07-16 11:08:05 AM  
According to a neighbor, there have been rumors that a Lion is roaming around the area.  He says that due to the new "exotic animal" law, people that had them just...let them go.

I do doubt that there is a lion roaming the woods of SE Ohio, but I als don't doubt that some people just let their animals go.

Another thing about the latest budget, it upped the speed limit on rural stretches of the interstate to 70 MPH (previously it was 65).  So, some good came out of it.
2013-07-16 11:10:47 AM  

Sybarite: I'm going to tell you this one time; don't do Jell-O shots with your spider monkey.

Is tequila still okay?

/asking for a friend
2013-07-16 11:26:20 AM  
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Jell-o shots, monkeys, cable.....
2013-07-16 11:38:54 AM  
My spider monkey is always the Designated Driver. One time, we were acting up while he was driving and he was yelling at us to stop and the cops pulled us over. We kept saying stuff to him as the cop walked up and it was getting him mad. So when the cop asked for his license, insurance and registration, Spidey went full ape rage on him. Yelling about the ingrates making him drive them around to a bunch of strip bars all night and every place he goes, he's stuck with a $10 glass of pineapple juice and an ugly biatch who keeps trying to drag him in to the Champagne Room. Now he's 110 bucks poorer, half a gas tank lighter and (us) a-holes are driving him nuts.

Cop looks at Spidey and says "Ahm a gonna do you a favor." He tazes Spider and drags him out of the car. Cop says "Boys, call yourselves a cab." I guess we should have gone down to the jail and bailed Spidey out but we were pretty drunk and I didn't want a Public Intox. The next day, I had a hangover and had to go to work. I figured they'd let him bond himself out by the time I got out of work. I was going to check but the guys caught up to me and we hit the sports bar for wings and beer. I brought him some terriyaki wings home but he wasn't there. I just figured he crashed with someone else.

Turns out the city eventually neutered him and sold him to a laboratory for tests. Not just cosmetic testing. Wires in the brain and decompression chamber stuff. I gotta tell you. I feel sorry for him.

I'll bet driving a bunch of drunks around probably seems pretty nice to him now.
2013-07-16 11:47:34 AM  

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Jell-o shots, monkeys, cable.....

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New York's hottest club is Ohio.  It's got Jell-O shots, monkeys, cable...
2013-07-16 12:13:18 PM  
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Akron with all that stuff.
2013-07-16 03:21:21 PM  
I'm sure that safari that the police had not to long ago looks awful silly on the budget.
2013-07-16 08:52:05 PM  
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i lost soo much weight for Price is Right.  now i gained it back

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