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(New York Daily News)   Outside The Box: Sex Offender Guy breaks into NYC Jail by flashing a phony badge and strip-searches inmate   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Rikers Island, Matthew Matagrano, cigarettes, jail  
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3982 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2013 at 11:13 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-15 09:07:51 AM  
phony badge??

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2013-07-15 11:14:48 AM  
2013-07-15 11:19:58 AM  
I can understand how he got pulled it off. He is a stereotypical representation of cops everywhere. I'd believe him without the badge.
2013-07-15 11:21:23 AM  
So the guy wished he could be a cop to do this but couldn't pass the psych test.
2013-07-15 11:22:13 AM  
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2013-07-15 11:22:30 AM  
To Protect and Service
2013-07-15 11:28:14 AM  
FTFA:  After he was caught, Matagrano admitted he sneaked into jails - and only had nice things to say about correction workers.

"They give me food. They made me feel important," he said.

That's so messed up I don't know where to start.
2013-07-15 12:20:05 PM  
FTA -  The 5-foot-8, 340-pound nut

Seems about right for a corrections officer, blended right in
2013-07-15 01:20:06 PM  
I'm sure he'll have lots of time to play with his friends now
2013-07-15 01:31:51 PM  
Voice of Cleveland: "That's just nasty!"
2013-07-15 02:16:59 PM  
2013-07-16 09:35:10 AM  
But I got no other way to meet people.
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